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I'm getting married

Taps

Taps

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I'm getting married. My brain is mush. I don't know what's going on.

Our familes don't know, but she has an alchoholic uncle same as me and theres some inbreeding going on too, which is cool plus i think she'll probably want to have a big wedding so there'll be room for her 1029 relatives and my 4 and all the guys from prison I became friends with when i had my....um...rehabilitaion...plus theres gonna be room for my brother cletus who's not stupid just a little messed up from all the drugs my mom took but thats ok since she and my brides mom have something in common which is meth and monstor trucks but even tho we don't have any money we'll get by on love and her working 80 hour weeks plus shes gonna get life insurance just incase something happens 'cause I need to be taken care of and all the money i have is going to the wedding and the ring even though it's not really my idea in fact I don't think I even agreed to the whole wedding idea it just kinda happend and all I say is yes dear.

You're all invited, btw.
(If anyone can help me join the Navy, I'll be happy to pay you all the money I have)
 
Im getting married too!! *does happy dance* might not be till 30 though she prolly won't respond either cuz Im silly and on crack...mmmm can I bring my dinosaur?
 
Taps proposed to me last friday but I said no I don't swing that way and Im already getting married, I got the ring picked and everything..guess he recovers quick
 
lol dave u fool, i called me up and told me u said yes dont lie! but then u thought.. what would Vee think of me if i married taps.. thats when it went all to hell and you had to break the news to him..
 
i'm not so sure i like my secondhand bridesmaid dress that taps (for some reason) picked out - further evidence he has no taste ;)

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Sorry my dear, you're dreaming. He's been mine all along. And sorry, no dinosaurs in the wedding. Just doesn't fit in the plans.
 
PHATchik said:
Sorry my dear, you're dreaming. He's been mine all along. And sorry, no dinosaurs in the wedding. Just doesn't fit in the plans.
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OHH so i guess u were "with" him last night to huh? i dont think so woman! he was at my place giving me some hard core taps nookie
 
Fine me and my dino aren't good enough...but I don't like yokel fests anywhoooo...Vee u called yourself up and told yourself what? ur silly stop chewing paint balls
 
Ladies please...there's nothing that can't be solved with some bikinis and a mud pit. Best 3 out of 5? Hair pulling and top ripping is acceptable.
 
lol oops, im sucha dork tonight and i cant type lol screw it, Dave send me ur pics again my friend mandee wants to see u , and taps, I LOVE U!!!!!!!!
 
There won't be any hair pulling or mud pits. SHe's going to give up any false claim she had on you. That's all there is to it. And Smalls, good lord, the boy has taste (I'll vouch for that), but not in clothes. lol
 
such demands, guess I should give the girl something she can please herself to though cuz Im just that damn hot!!

jk lol but Ill give u pics
 
PHATchik said:
And Smalls, good lord, the boy has taste (I'll vouch for that), but not in clothes. lol
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don't let him decorate your house with this then either (or let him bring his poolboy antoine)

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That's more like it Vee.

And Smalls, no. He will have no decorating power in the house. Trust me, he knows better than to try. :)
 
Yep, I've got no taste. Look at who I'm marrying. :D :lmao:

ZING!

And the beauty of this post, is that I'm gonna log off right after I make it -- thus avoiding any potential threats or angry confontations. But will the wedding still be on tomorrow? :D
 
Taps said:
Yep, I've got no taste. Look at who I'm marrying. :D :lmao:

ZING!

And the beauty of this post, is that I'm gonna log off right after I make it -- thus avoiding any potential threats or angry confontations. But will the wedding still be on tomorrow? :D
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SCORE OMG LMAO :lmao: hahahahahahahahaha...go man!! Hells yes thats what Im talking about
 
#1, the wedding is set for June. June brides you know? And #2, that little comment just got the honeymoon cancelled mister! :mad:
 
PHATchik said:
That's more like it Vee.

And Smalls, no. He will have no decorating power in the house. Trust me, he knows better than to try. :)
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well also make him burn his music collection, which includes the following:

You Keep Me Hangin' On - Kim Wilde
C'est La Vie - Robbie Nevil
I Knew You Were Waiting (For Me) - Aretha Franklin & George Michael
At This Moment - Billy Vera & The Beaters
I Heard A Rumour - Bananarama
Heaven Is A Place On Earth - Belinda Carlisle
Don't Dream It's Over - Crowded House
Nothing's Gonna Stop Us Now - Starship
Lady In Red, The - Chris De Burgh

especially his favourite single, Party all the time.

this is his favourite website, to give you insight into your groom-to-be:

www.crapfromthepast.com except, he keeps harassing them to change it to www.iswearihavetaste.com
 
Umm, I actually like one or two of those songs. lol The Lady in Red song isn't bad. And hey, I'll train him. He and I have both already decided he is whipped. :D
 
smallmovesal said:


don't let him decorate your house with this then either (or let him bring his poolboy antoine)

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What the hell?! Ancient people don't supposed to have gay sex, especially in ornate sculpture.
 
What's this business about "we'll make him burn his muisc collection"???? As far as I know I'm only marrying ONE girl!! And if she wants to destroy my all my CD's well...then I'll say "yes dear" and light a match i guess.
:velvett:

Oh, we're gonna play Def Leppard at the reception. Pour some sugar on that, beytach.

Smalls, you shut up about Antoine. :mad:
 
Taps said:
What's this business about "we'll make him burn his muisc collection"???? As far as I know I'm only marrying ONE girl!! And if she wants to destroy my all my CD's well...then I'll say "yes dear" and light a match i guess.
:velvett:

Oh, we're gonna play Def Leppard at the reception. Pour some sugar on that, beytach.

Smalls, you shut up about Antoine. :mad:
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You bet you are only marrying one girl! I don't share! And as far as the reception music, one word: No. It might scare the doves, lol. ;-)
 
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