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I'm fuckin pissed...

jack sparrow

jack sparrow

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It's fucking snowing. AGAIN. Yeah, and it's like four flippin degrees outside. I just went grocery shopping an got some steaks, but I can't grill them because my grill is frozen shut. Nice, huh? The fag weatherman said it was gonna be like one inch...well hey, Einstein, there's like three on the ground and it's still coming down. Did I mention it's cold? Yeah. My mailbox is only like 60 feet away, but I feel like I need a fucking taun taun to get to it given the arctic conditions. Neighbors got one of them bug killing trucks in their driveway too...that with the fact that there are five generations of them living there, I'll bet some hellish bugs are crawling around up in that place. If so much as ONE of them enters my house, I'm blowing their fucking place up. No joke. And the next time they wave to me, I'm gonna crank the wheel to the left and run as many of them over as I can.

I feel better now.

I'm gonna call a taxi and go to the highest dollar strip club I can find and blow about three grand. I'm calling in sick tomorrow.
 
Calm down boy! I think you do need a lap dance. I am to go workout outside in my short sleeves sucka! ;)
 
I read the thread title, and thought jack was still mad about girls sex drives that were abused.
 
Jack Schitt said:
I hope you fall down or something :evil:
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lol! Nah but I will get my ass kicked by my trainer so good enough :) I am sure I will be in some type of pain tonight.
 
silverstar1025 said:
lol! Nah but I will get my ass kicked by my trainer so good enough :) I am sure I will be in some type of pain tonight.
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If just ONE bug gets in my house, my neighbors will fell some pain. That I can assure you.
 
Jack Schitt said:
If just ONE bug gets in my house, my neighbors will fell some pain. That I can assure you.
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Did you forget to take your crazy pills today?
 
Jack Schitt said:
If just ONE bug gets in my house, my neighbors will fell some pain. That I can assure you.
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I heard girls who were neglected by their dad's have bugs also.
 
all the whey said:
I heard girls who were neglected by their dad's have bugs also.
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Looks like all chicks have bugs then...I'll have to marinate her in a snow bank before I bring her in the house.
 
Jack Schitt said:
Hopefully I'll meet a stipper with a troubled past who likes sex.

Imagine that :rolleyes:
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strippers hate sex



why so crabby, fuck stop working so much.
ATW cue the Jack and chubby girl pic. I think Jack needs to laugh.

D, smile dammit!
 
deadsy rocks
 
get out of that fucking shit hole, then.

even new york in the 20s is annoying. i fucking hate this weather.

i'll be smiling when i get to LA.
 
jackangel said:
get out of that fucking shit hole, then.

even new york in the 20s is annoying. i fucking hate this weather.

i'll be smiling when i get to LA.
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I may be hooking up with Lestank and KillaBea soon.

Also:

The front of my house/driveway/sidewalk is awesomely covered in six inches of snow that needs to be cleared or I'll get fined by the neighborhood association!!!@@!!!@@$!#!#!@$@e4`!!!

This deal keeps getting better and better...I can't wait to face another fucking blizzard today
 
Ahhite...I'm busting out the Snapper, and then I'm gonna go look at some snapper.

Have a good night all.

I'm ok.

:)
 
Jack Schitt said:
I'm smilin on the inside.

The next time the sun shines, maybe I will on the outside.
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Fuck that!@

I am heading out for some sex.

A little snow isn't going to keep the girls home who were neglected by their dads. Those girls like the sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
jackangel said:
get out of that fucking shit hole, then.

even new york in the 20s is annoying. i fucking hate this weather.

i'll be smiling when i get to LA.
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I like it when you're leeward of a building, and then catch the full force of the cold wind when you step out from its protection.
 
calveless wonder said:
fuck, for 3 g's you can get out of that fuckhole and have a nice fuckin vacay.

hot bitches included (just gotta get them on your own)
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Sadly, I'm back and I only spent 9 bucks.

Srippers were all so-so on a snowy night like this...the ones that like sex are prolly all home thinking about their troubled past, etc.


The good news is, I have a 4x4, and the snow is of little or no concern to me :)

I just needed to get out of this winter prison.
 
I hate the snow. That's why I'd never move back Co. If I had it my way it would be summer all year round. Latinos and cold weather don't go well.
 
Mysterio said:
I hate the snow. That's why I'd never move back Co. If I had it my way it would be summer all year round. Latinos and cold weather don't go well.
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That's funny, your avatar makes you look French.
 
fuck snow. We lost power twice today.Over 10 feet so far this Winter and we have not hit the major snow season yet
 
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