I'm Feeling a Little Blue Today. Someone Cheer Me Up...

[biteme]

i've got a dog. and she got a kitten, that i'm gonna wind up caring for. i'm not getting her anything, she's got a shopping compulsion...

I feel ya. Btw, I feel like shit because I'm sick. At least you're not sick.

 

[swole]

ya. 1.5ml of that and i could literally hang a wet towel off the end of it.

this girl i was seeing over the winter has a pic of me hanging a towel off my erect cock after sex

she set her phone so that pic displayed whenever i was calling, lol

 

[rnch]

ya. 1.5ml of that and i could literally hang a wet towel off the end of it.

1/3 of the eye dropper dispenser and i am "good to go" for all weekend.

 

[heatherrae]

ya. 1.5ml of that and i could literally hang a wet towel off the end of it.

wet towell = wet nap from KFC

 

[H_T_]

Is there sugar in steroids? Because what you really need is a bag of Jolly Ranchers.

Oh, yeah, and what HR said..."you're very pretty, and people like you'.

i wanna stuff firecrackers in my nostrils and light them....

 

[heatherrae]

i wanna stuff firecrackers in my nostrils and light them....

We want you to, too!

 

[puddlemonkey]

i wanna stuff firecrackers in my nostrils and light them....

M80's please

 

[H_T_]

wet towell = wet nap from KFC

 

[swole]

humantarget for what it's worth you're one of my favorite people on the forum and i'd love to chillax with you one day, i believe we'd have good conversation about both positive and dark topics

 

[heatherrae]

humantarget for what it's worth you're one of my favorite people on the forum and i'd love to climax with you one day, i believe we'd have good conversation about both positive and dark topics

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