SublimeZM said:i just bit my lip and my tooth went through my lip.
help it hurts
except this was my faultbigmann245 said:that sux bro. i got into a fight and had my tooth go through my lip when i got sucker punched in the mouth. i beat the fuck outa him.
swole said:or let this guy touch you
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you mean all the mayo and unhealthy shit. sub was just eating tuna my fat friend. i eat tuna with hot sauce.hanselthecaretaker said:Tuna salad is soooooo good I can see how you bit through your lip eating it.
SublimeZM said:i just bit my lip and my tooth went through my lip.
help it hurts
lol, biting them off?biteme said:I'm having tuna and brown rice right now. I'll try not to bite my lip. I like biting nipples.
huh?HumanTarget said:why don't you wash that down with a nice tall glass of lemonade?
gotdamnit. i hate explaining jokes. lemons burn. lots of acidity. so go have that cool refreshing drink, lemonade.SublimeZM said:huh?
i dont get itHumanTarget said:gotdamnit. i hate explaining jokes. lemons burn. lots of acidity. so go have that cool refreshing drink, lemonade.
i have a suggestion, stick your micopenis into a light socket and peeziggyziggy said:Quick solution:
Fill a bucket of water
Completely submerge your head in it for 30 minutes
I guarantee, your lip will no longer hurt![]()
Zig
its crazy i have a cut about the size of a tooth on the top of my lip and 1 on the bottom, and i can stick stuff into it but it bleeds horribly when i lift the flap upAngel said:dood that must hurt
yeah its fine, butAngel said:is it a deep wound? my daughter bites her tongue all the time....has it stopped bleeding at all since you did it?
she screams like crazy when it happens..lol...she is 2...i know she can feel her tongue but she some how manages to do it all the time....expecially when she falls down..never bloody knees always biting tongue.SublimeZM said:yeah its fine, but
if ur daughter bites her tongue all th etime she may have a disorder where you cannot feel, cause the nerves arnt developed, in which case she can chew off her tongue and bleed to death...
im not even joking either, i think it was posted on EF, how old is ur daughter does she cry when she does it or does she not even know
SublimeZM said:i have a suggestion, stick your micopenis into a light socket and pee
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