I'm drunk as fuck...my ass is getting chewed out by my lady...

[Big Buck]

and I'm too drunk to drive home.....WTF is up bitches...fuck I can barely type

 

[slickdadd]

What did you do to piss off the Womens.

 

[Big Buck]

told her I would be home @ 5 to have dinner and go to the hockey game....it's almost 9 here and I've been drinkin since 3....fffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccckkkkkkkk...she's like "I don't wanna even see u tonight"

 

[TxLonghorn]

I have found humor is very effective in situations like these. Did you say to her, "But I see youuuuuuuuu, Hunny Bunny!"

lol

 

[Big Buck]

that bitch is stupid..... I ain't gonna see her stupid ass tonight...I'm gonna call some girls I know

 

[AAP]

And you seemed surprised at her being mad? Duhhh!!!!

 

[TxCollegeguy]

Well Buck It's good that you probably dont see her tonight you might wake up the kid....Watch a movie, do some reading, researching whatever and get some sleep...no need to get into any more trouble tonight

 

[Big Buck]

OH WELL....some pussy is gonna be hurting from BIG DADDY BUCK!!! Stupid ass bitch don't know who she's fucking with...the bitch had the nerve to try to cuss at me!!!! FUCK THAT BITCH!!!

 

[Big Buck]

Well Buck It's good that you probably dont see her tonight you might wake up the kid....Watch a movie, do some reading, researching whatever and get some sleep...no need to get into any more trouble tonight

I'm at work right now...I still gotta drive my drunk ass home.....it's like a 30 minute drive....

 

[TxCollegeguy]

shit man don't drive home, sleep on the floor and sober up...Trust me on this...Hell You can call my ass if you want and waste time to help sober you up before you pass out