I'm doing three-a-days. Is this too much?

[casavant]

I'm wacking off about three times a day. My schlong is sore, but otherwise I feel A-OK. Do you think that is too much?

 

[Haz]

Sounds like classic overtraining to me. You should probably cut down to 4-5 times a week.

 

[casavant]

No, no, no...the problem is "under recovering." Don't you ever read my training posts? You must start doing active recovery with bands and chains to increase speed, strength, and recovery time. PM me if you need more info.

I was thinking of tying a string to my pecker and hanging washers off of it, then repping out with peter pushups- you know, where you can make you erect cack waggle up and down? That would be cool.

 

[naturally anabolic]

active recovery is the key! take for example...spatts calloused hand...hmm

 

[casavant]

Sounds like classic overtraining to me. You should probably cut down to 4-5 times a week.

Thay would be hard to do.

Here's my basic routine-

Wake up, take Vivarin that's sitting by my bed. Pull "High Society" spank mag from underneath mattress, lube up cack and wack until "failure", clean up. Vivarin has usually kicked in by this time and I get up and shower.

After work, go to bedroom, wack it, clean up, roll over and take nap.


Before bedtime, pull out "High Society" spank mag, wack it, clean up, roll over and go to sleep. If I can't sleep, I sometimes repeat the process.

 

[Doktor Bollix]

Training to failure increases the metabolic demands of recovery time and therefore promotes overtraining!

I recommend doing more sets of sub-failure sets throughout the day and concentrating on your form.

I myself never whack it. I have a girlfriend and believe that sex with myself is cheating.

 

[casavant]

Training to failure increases the metabolic demands of recovery time and therefore promotes overtraining!

I recommend doing more sets of sub-failure sets throughout the day and concentrating on your form.

I myself never whack it. I have a girlfriend and believe that sex with myself is cheating.

Damn, hope that that last sentence was a joke. Just think about her when you're wacking it.

Sets of sub-failure would make me one irritable SOB. Plus, I'd put my eye out when I finally let it go.

 

[casavant]

See, Corn, here's more proof that TUT does NOT yield SIZE!

Hey, whattcha trying to say?