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I'm bored.......... Who lives in COLORADO?

Are you aware of the muscle man "party" being organized by a few of us ... to be held in a private residence in Denver on 8/24?
 
Actually May, I wasn't aware of it. But since you felt it necessary to put quotes around "party", I'm doubt I'd want to go. I'm straight and proud of it! Straight power! I'm here, I'm not queer!! :D

Anyway, you live up this way May?

Hey Rizzo. I've never been fly fishing. I used to fish for bass a lot back in the south though.
 
I live in loveland. I am work right now and for the moment, I am not busy. I am straight too, be afraid of May, be very afraid!
 
Froider,


You're very smart. You must have a limited physical appearance. J/K :p


No, I don't live in Colorado. I live in Las Vegas but I'm flying to Denver for the big "event".
 
Thats funny, I used to fly fish when I lived in Colorado, now I am in the south (TX). I went to CSU in Ft Collins, about an hour north of you on I-25. I have been skiing at almost all the mountains in the high country and have fished a lot of backcountry too. Kinda miss that, but no the winters.

Where do you like drinkin in LoDo?

I used to hit a bunch of diffrent places down there.
 
Hey MP5. That a picture of your H&K? My dad was a collecter and I shot a lot of full autos growing up. I was the first kid on my block to shoot a Mac 11. And a Thomson, and an AK, and an AR-15, and a MP5.......

May. What are you traveling all the way down here for? I though you guys could get a dick suckin' just about anywhere. And I don't understand the limited physical appearance comment. That some kind of gay lingo? Just kidding May. You know I love all you fairies. Come here, platonic hugs all around.:FRlol:
 
Rizzo. I try to avoid the bars in LoDo. I hate fighting my way to bar to get a drink, then fight my way back trying not to spill it. Was AlleyCat open when you were here? A pretty nice club located upstairs from Diamond Cabaret. Also been known to go to Sanctuary (new), Citrus (used to be A-Bar), Sevilla, Old Chicago's (to meet up for the night).
 
MP5 said:
... be afraid of May, be very afraid!


Don't listen to MP5. He's just pissed because I threatened to kick his fat ass when I get to Denver. He's afraid of my windmill.
 
frorider6 said:

May. What are you traveling all the way down here for?



Because I don't shit where I eat. (I'M CRACKING MYSELF UP HERE)



... as for the platonic hug, can we change that to a platonic blowjob?:p
 
frorider - Yeah I was in Alley cat once or twice. Been to the Diamond Cabaret for the lunch buffet and some titties on more than one occasion too!
 
Hey Rizzo. I hear the lunch buffet is awesome, aside from the whole titty aspect. I haven't been yet because I work up near Boulder.
 
frorider6 said:
you haven't even seen me May, and here you are offering a BJ.:rolleyes: I guess gay guys are still guys.....



NO, I WANT YOU TO BLOW ME ... Geesh!
 
frorider6 said:
:FRlol: Yup, gay or not, you're still a guy. :FRlol:



Yeah, we're all dogs. :p


It's all good. Welcome to Elite - I haven't seen your posts before. You'll be a nice addition around here.
 
I've been around, trying to ask intelligent questions on the anabolic board, lurking Between the Sheets, and wasting time chatting.

So all we've got so far is a guy that used to live here, a gun nut (meant in a good way), and a gay guy that's gonna travel here for a weiner roast. Where's all the chicks? Either way, keep postin' if you live here. All this typing makes me sound like I'm working.
 
PsychoSkitz said:
May, do you wear a trenchcoat and listen to Marilyn Manson?


No. I wear a jock strap and listen to muscle daddies yell at me, "Who's your daddy, bitch!"


He he he




Sorry, Froider, but I'm on a test cycle and I've got a one track mind these days. I need to be de-spunked.
 
Hey fro...

I'm originally from Denver and am going back for a weekend next month. Is the Church still open? What's the scene like at Sanctuary?
 
The Church is still open. It's really close for me now. Just moved near there. Sanctuary is smaller (of course) but nicer. They sorta have a dress code. One side is loud music and bar, other side is more of a lounge. usually have pretty good DJs, but not great. It's one of the nicer places. Definetly go.
 
There are a handful of people you should ask about gear and they aren't regulars on the anabolics board (mod's excluded!)

Actual your Elite Mods are pretty much the guys to pic at about gear. Plus Happy Scrappy is like a PGF2 freak and a half...got to love him for that. Anyway. Have fun.
 
frorider6 said:
So flexed, you gonna de-spunk May?



Although Flexed CLAIMS to be a POWER TOP, he only likes twinks. For the last time people, I AM NOT A TWINK.:p
 
How did this turn into gay chat? :rolleyes:

COLORADO PEOPLE! I know there's more of you out there.

WODIN-You from around here?
 
Floridr6,

I live in Denver. I live in Parkhill and work in Wheat Ridge. I go to the CHurch sometimes with my straight friends, and then on to Amsterdam. Have you ever been there? It is a lot of fun. It is an afterhours club, and has become very mixed.
 
Bull- I've heard of Amsterdams but I've never been. I went out a lot over the winter to a lot of clubs and afterhours parties. I had a broken foot and wasn't really working out so I just decided to party my ass off. You know you've gotten hardcore when you have to grab your sunglasses before you leave for the clubs. Sunrise is a bitch when you're all fucked up at 8 in the morning.:cool:

I almost went to the Church last night. A friend had a birthday party. Even though I'm taking this week off working out and eating, I just couldn't go all out. We went to Lucky Star for a bit cause it was close to Old Chicago's. You ever been there? Man, that place is SAD! A bunch of fat chicks waiting to be asked to dance.

A friend of mine (straight) went to Tracks with his cousin (gay) one night. It was a big group of gay and straight and the only reaon he agreed to go was because he had a girlfriend at the time. I wish I could have seen it because he's pretty homophobic and hid behind his girl all night. And from what I understand about you guys, no one would have talked to his ass anyway. He was all freaked out because most of the guys there were buff and walking around with their shirts off. It made him feel bad that a bunch of limp wrists were in better shape than him.:FRlol:
 
We are all hardcore. We never leave the club without sunglasses. Every club is becoming mixed, because all the straight people have learned that we know how to party. I Have been there before, but I ended up beating the shit out of some hillbilly.
 
hahahahha. Maybe it was my (ex)friend and he didn't want to tell me he got his ass beat.

I've never been to a gay club but I hear its a great place to pick up chicks. Is that true? Or are straight guys hitting on girls generally looked down upon?
 
Bull69 said:
I Have been there before, but I ended up beating the shit out of some hillbilly.


Please tell me you kicked Drew's ass! Please. For the love of God!:D





Bull - I responded to your e-mail.
 
frorider6 said:
hahahahha. Maybe it was my (ex)friend and he didn't want to tell me he got his ass beat.

I've never been to a gay club but I hear its a great place to pick up chicks. Is that true? Or are straight guys hitting on girls generally looked down upon?

I have a straight friend who always gets chicks when he goes out with us. Hell consider the odds. Plus there are some really hot women there. I was in Dallas last weekend at a gay club, and this girl thought I was straight. She actually thought she wasz going to get lucky. She ended up coming home with us and hanging out. She was all snuggled up to me talking. I guess it is good to know I have a choice haha.
 
Maybe I should go to a gay club. I'm sick of the same old nasty chicks I see at the regular clubs in Denver. I'm sure everyone knows the type. Marginally attractive but thinks she's a fucking model because every horny swinging dick in the place is buying her a drink. Always smoking and being loud, and by the end of the night she's forgotten that the only way her outfit looks good is if she's constantly sucking in her fat beer gut.
 
First off, if she is drinking leave her at home. Now, if she is rolling, she is going to be a hell of a lot more fun. Plus, there is no standing and modeling. She is out on the dance floor dancing her ass off feeling relaxed and having a blast.
 
aaahhhh, rolling. What a fun winter it was....... But I have to be on good behavior now for reasons I won't go into.

So what's the verdict? Should I round up a couple of brave souls and go pick up chicks at the gay club? Is there a button I can wear that's says straight?
 
frorider6 said:
aaahhhh, rolling. What a fun winter it was....... But I have to be on good behavior now for reasons I won't go into.

So what's the verdict? Should I round up a couple of brave souls and go pick up chicks at the gay club? Is there a button I can wear that's says straight?
I think that is your only option. Forget the button, we have GAYDAR!!! You should probably start out at Tracks, but do not do it without rolling. If you want, I could take you and a few of your brave souls sometime. Unless you are afraid I will hit on you haha.
 
Bull -

I'm headed out in a bit to the Army-Navy Surplus Store. Anything we need? he he he


Are you available on your celly in about 20 minutes?


May1010
 
May1010 said:
Bull -

I'm headed out in a bit to the Army-Navy Surplus Store. Anything we need? he he he


Are you available on your celly in about 20 minutes?


May1010

Give me a call.
 
Bull69 said:

I think that is your only option. Forget the button, we have GAYDAR!!! You should probably start out at Tracks, but do not do it without rolling. If you want, I could take you and a few of your brave souls sometime. Unless you are afraid I will hit on you haha.

I don't know Bull. I am a damn handsome man.

Sounds like you're going to have your hands full with May anyway. WTF is up with the surplus store? You people must do more role playing that an old married couple.
 
frorider6 said:


I don't know Bull. I am a damn handsome man.

Sounds like you're going to have your hands full with May anyway. WTF is up with the surplus store? You people must do more role playing that an old married couple.

I do not role play, and I have plenty of gorgeous men after me plus a hot partner. I really am not interested in straight men.
 
Bull I thought all you guys went to "Club Stud" LMAO. I hope you tear Lauren's ass up, he is getting mouthy lately. Spank him while you are at it.
 
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