Dude theres plenty of fun things to do in your free time. Dress up like a bum and make a sign that reads broke and need change and sit on the bridge all day. Go to a retirement home and pass out condoms. Run around your house naked when the neighbors are outside. Try shoplifting-start slow with say a piece of bubble gum. Go to mcdonalds and go thru the drivethru and ask for about 10,000 different items including a cheesburger in a hamburger wrap with no cheese and then tell them you forgot your money, light up a cigarette in a fireworks stand and watch people run 200mph, go to the local swimming pool with a big fake turd buldging in your shorts and maybe a couple brown marker stains on you legs, fake a heart attack at the grocery store, farm someones yard, get out your telephone book and try renting johny on the spots, go to a parking lot and put superglue in all the doorlocks of all the cars that take up more than one space, put some roadkill in some assholes mailbox that drives like old people fuck, drop off some high exlax content brownies at a charity event where you don't even know anyone and take all the toilet paper out of the bathrooms, set up a Hot Cocoa stand in July on a busy street corner, try window peeping, find a nice house and knock on the door and tell them you'll be over for dinner at 8, talk your gf to suck you off in a public restroom, paint your dogs toe nails pink and take him for a walk, find a 3 legged dog and dress up like a blind man and go for a stroll, go to the mall and walk thru the indoor water fountain and then try buying a movie pass, go to an unknown funeral and cry your ass off, run your porno movie audio thru supersonic speakers and leave your windows open.