Im bored to hell. here are some pics

[MrMuscle]

 

[robby]

why are you bored today? aren't you at work?

 

[MrMuscle]

nope, i work only part time at the gym.

 

[WODIN]

Hey bean pole....nice biceps.

 

[MrMuscle]

Hey bean pole....nice biceps.

thanks..thanks alot..sheesh what about the rest?

 

[Legs1010]

I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend, are you shy around women?

 

[MrMuscle]

I can't believe you don't have a girlfriend, are you shy around women?

no, not really. But im usually dressed, maybe that's what im doing wrong.

 

[WODIN]

thanks..thanks alot..sheesh what about the rest?

Don't want your gay head to blow up any further than it already is. You got a nice "4 pack".

 

[MrMuscle]

Don't want your gay head to blow up any further than it already is. You got a nice "4 pack".

yeah...but i think im supposed to have a 8 pack there. thats what it feels like. we will see if i can get it to show.

 

[WODIN]

LEG LIFTS! 10 seconds, 2 second pause. Start at 20 down to 5 reps. Try it. You'll wanna throw up.

 

[Legs1010]

no, not really. But im usually dressed, maybe that's what im doing wrong.

How do you dress? You look like you are nice looking, you need to get out more.

 

[MrMuscle]

How do you dress? You look like you are nice looking, you need to get out more.

I wear casual gclothes i guess. A little sporty. Jeans or some pants like the ones in the picture. A tshirt and a loose sweater. Nothing fancy. yeah everybody tells me to get out more. And i keep telling them that i dont care for that.

 

[WODIN]

You can't go "out" in Norway. Snow drifts are what? 15 to 30 meters in the SUMMER!!!

 

[MrMuscle]

You can't go "out" in Norway. Snow drifts are what? 15 to 30 meters in the SUMMER!!!

yeah its like the ice age, only worse

Hey, Leg lifts, you mean hanging leg raises? cuz i do those. The reason all my abs arent there arent cuz the muscles isnt there, but the remaining bodyfat is on my lower abs.

 

[WODIN]

I mean lay on your back and left your legs off the floor about 4 inches. --- LEG LIFTS.

 

[MrMuscle]

oh yeah i know what you mean. thats more a static exercise though right?

 

[MrMuscle]

HEY WODIN i tried those leg lifts, but i felt it in my lower back as well as my abs. and not in a good way. what did i do wrong?

 

[WODIN]

Yeah they are very static. If you fell the tension spread to your lower back then you need press lower back down and tuck your butt up some. This should concentrate all the tension on your lower abs.

 

[MrMuscle]

i think i better do them on a bench, lying on the end of it, cuz i got a hard as rock ass, when i lay on my back that way my lower back aint even touching the ground cuz of my ass.

 

[WODIN]

LOL!!!! Ooookay.....

Did your ass get rock hard from all the pounding from cornholio?

 

[MrMuscle]

no that was just part of the reason, most it came from spankometer 2000 i bought. Spanks your glutes from soggy to rock hard. I got the idea from the movie Kickboxer, where he throws coconuts at Van Dammes stomach, and i though "wow, thats how they do it. Wonder if it helps on my ass" and i did.

 

[WODIN]

where I can get a spankometer 2000? Sounds fun!

 

[Roadblock]

You can't go "out" in Norway. Snow drifts are what? 15 to 30 meters in the SUMMER!!!

and think about all the polarbears who are feeding on poor norweigans.

 

[MrMuscle]

why do you need a spankometer? you got a fat ass, and besides, your wife surely wont mind beating your ass with a 2x4 now and then.

Bah, Roadblock its the other way around, we eat the polarbears, with a sprinkle of penguins on top.

 

[WODIN]

My wife gets tired of spanking my ass with the 2x4 after about 5 minutes. I figure I can get another good 25 to 30 minutes in with a spankometer.

 

[Legs1010]

My wife gets tired of spanking my ass with the 2x4 after about 5 minutes. I figure I can get another good 25 to 30 minutes in with a spankometer.

Uhhhh.

 

[extreme8heart]

You see, you're physically posting your pictures, Mentally you're crying out hoping for a friend or two, and well with that face of yours I can see why

If you're ugly in this life you probably wont get laid in the next either.

 

[Legs1010]

You see, you're physically posting your pictures, Mentally you're crying out hoping for a friend or two, and well with that face of yours I can see why

If you're ugly in this life you probably wont get laid in the next either.

He doesn't look ugly to me. He looks from the lower half of his face showing like he is handsome. He is probably just shy in front of women, that is why he is still a virgin.

Poor MM.

 

[extreme8heart]

Virgin? figures


the internet is anonymous contact

 

[MrMuscle]

no he is right, i am butt ugly, its my cross to bear in life

 

[extreme8heart]

yeah you are ugly, go skiing and die you euro trash

 

[polarpixie]

no he is right, i am butt ugly, its my cross to bear in life

Are you nuts? If you are considered butt ugly by Scandavanian standards, then the even more butt ugly guys must be hot!

 

[MrMuscle]

Are you nuts? If you are considered butt ugly by Scandavanian standards, then the even more butt ugly guys must be hot!

unfortunately im the ugliest one, doesnt get any worse

 

[CAGED whiteman]

drop the fuckin carbs, i really dont see that much of a difference from your last pic...good lcuk!!!

 

[Norman Bates]

Do all you butt-ugly Norweigians have a stomach like that?

 

[Legs1010]

unfortunately im the ugliest one, doesnt get any worse

Stop it, MM. You are fine beautiful hunk of male meat.

 

[Norman Bates]

Stop it, MM. You are fine beautiful hunk of male meat.

How does it feel when you are treated like a piece of meat?

 

[Burning_Inside]

Yeah they are very static. If you fell the tension spread to your lower back then you need press lower back down and tuck your butt up some. This should concentrate all the tension on your lower abs.

wouldnt you kinda want the pressure in your back as well, i imagine it's strenghtening the lower back too? It's a good all around lower torso workout, i used to do them in tang soo do classes like 10 years ago.

 

[MrMuscle]

LOL people helloooooo, surely you dont think i have that low selfesteem that i think im ugly? I'm just letting the looser (extreme8heart) hear what he wants to hear. I wasnt about to say "no im not ugly, you are" and go crying off.

you really cant see much difference huh? well the difference is about 4,4 pounds..

 

[The Shadow]

 

[guards]

Happy now crybaby?????



Jesus

 

[MrMuscle]

Yes, much better, i feel whole again. Now i can go wack off.

 

[The Shadow]

I get no credit - I moved this back to Chat at 10 this am.

 

[WODIN]

Corn...don't sweat it buddy. Mr Muscle is just still being pissy cuz he hasn't hooked a fussy bottoom since gay1010 blew through.

 

[MrMuscle]

I get no credit - I moved this back to Chat at 10 this am.

well im sorry, but i didnt see that, here, this is for you cornhole

 

[The Shadow]

well im sorry, but i didnt see that, here, this is for you cornhole

Great bis.

 

[MrMuscle]

thanks. what about the tongue?

oh and did you noticed, i shaved my goatee.

 

[Legs1010]

What do you want Cron to say about the tongue, MM? "Come lick my bunghole?"

Grow back the goatee, you don't look like you anymore and I don't like that.

 

[MrMuscle]

well he has told me to do that before, and i miss it.

I wont grow bakc my goatee for you, you wouldnt even show me pic of your legs.

 

[Legs1010]

You didn't ask, butt pirate!


Ask me ever so nicely and I will consider it.

 

[The Shadow]

lmao - you look better clean shaven - keep it

 

[Legs1010]

Actually, I would like to see a pic without the tongue hanging out to make a better decision on how much handsomer he is without the goatee.

MM is a sexy bitch!

 

[VicTusDeuS]

thanks. what about the tongue?

oh and did you noticed, i shaved my goatee.

Yeah, you look normal....Come move to the states....you'll get laid before getting off the plane.

 

[MrMuscle]

Yeah, you look normal....Come move to the states....you'll get laid before getting off the plane.

lol, even before i get of the plane. Sounds like a plan.