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HG Pennypacker
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If you look over to the left, you'll notice that my eyes and my balls aren't the only things that are blue anymore. I have been undercover platinum for a long time now, but now that I am platinum in this account, some things are going to change around here:
1) I can now see all of your galleries. I wish I could go back to when they were so small that I couldn't see them. Please don't post any more pictures. I know that i'm not Charles Nelson Reilly in the looks department, but you people are horrid.
2) I'm going to be an internet tough guy, now. So that means I don't want any crap from any of you tools. Anyone giving me any guff, will get their ass sewn to their face.
3) I am going to have all white women banned from the board. I'm sorry, but that's how I feel about it. Please reference item # 2 if your tiny brain has a problem with this.
4) Someone must post the Malibu Squirt picture at least once a week or else reference item # 2.
5) I will no longer be tolerating the gay sexual advances of Beastboy, The Nature Boy and gymtime. Enough is enough. Beastboy is on a cruise, for God's sake, and he stopped in Hispaniola to email a picture of his ass.
6) I will doing a very aggressive test cycle. And when I say "test", I mean exams. Not those stupid steroids things that all you chuckle heads take. I will be taking CPA exams, bar exams and lots of medical exams.
I'm sure I will think of more things that will be changing, but this is what I have so far. Don't think I can't do it either. I've been undercover platinum this whole time and none of you even knew it.
1) I can now see all of your galleries. I wish I could go back to when they were so small that I couldn't see them. Please don't post any more pictures. I know that i'm not Charles Nelson Reilly in the looks department, but you people are horrid.
2) I'm going to be an internet tough guy, now. So that means I don't want any crap from any of you tools. Anyone giving me any guff, will get their ass sewn to their face.
3) I am going to have all white women banned from the board. I'm sorry, but that's how I feel about it. Please reference item # 2 if your tiny brain has a problem with this.
4) Someone must post the Malibu Squirt picture at least once a week or else reference item # 2.
5) I will no longer be tolerating the gay sexual advances of Beastboy, The Nature Boy and gymtime. Enough is enough. Beastboy is on a cruise, for God's sake, and he stopped in Hispaniola to email a picture of his ass.
6) I will doing a very aggressive test cycle. And when I say "test", I mean exams. Not those stupid steroids things that all you chuckle heads take. I will be taking CPA exams, bar exams and lots of medical exams.
I'm sure I will think of more things that will be changing, but this is what I have so far. Don't think I can't do it either. I've been undercover platinum this whole time and none of you even knew it.
