I'm an organ donor.

[bigtravis]

If I don't make it through this third surgery. I am donating my heart to SMURFY. My brain to SHRIMPY. My balls to PICK. And my Penis to CHRIS.
SMURF already has my heart. Chris can get his the HARD WAY.

 

[stilleto]

whateryoo having surgery on?

i'm donating everything when i die. organs, skin, eyes, knees, etc. i don't need any of it.

 

[chris302001]

Thanks for donating your organ to me. I'm going to have it bronzed.

 

[pdaddyII]

You're no less of a woman after a hysterectomy, remember that

 

[Smurfy]

 

[bigtravis]

You're no less of a woman after a hysterectomy, remember that

LMAO.

I'm having my third shoulder surgery in the past 6 months. I threw two big clots in that arm after my first surgery and had to be hospitalized for two weeks. Bout died. Then x-mas eve three weeks later my biceps ripped away where she screwed it back in. Then came my second surgery.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Good luck with that bro enjoy the morphine and always ask for an upgrade on your pain meds

 

[nydj66]

If I don't make it through this third surgery. I am donating my heart to SMURFY. My brain to SHRIMPY. My balls to PICK. And my Penis to CHRIS.
SMURF already has my heart. Chris can get his the HARD WAY.

I think SHRIMPY may need your liver more than your brain.

 

[bigtravis]

Good luck with that bro enjoy the morphine and always ask for an upgrade on your pain meds

Dude. When I was in there for two weeks they would give me morphine. OOOO thats my demon. Loved that feeling when she would inj. then flush it with saline. Like fire all over your body.

 

[shrimp poboy]

Dude. When I was in there for two weeks they would give me morphine. OOOO thats my demon. Loved that feeling when she would inj. then flush it with saline. Like fire all over your body.

If you pitch em just right you can get take home

 

[BlueBird]

I'm leaving my right hand to the AFI because it touched Jean-Luc Godard.



I wish you the best with your surgery.

 

[*ebony*]

LMAO.

I'm having my third shoulder surgery in the past 6 months. I threw two big clots in that arm after my first surgery and had to be hospitalized for two weeks. Bout died. Then x-mas eve three weeks later my biceps ripped away where she screwed it back in. Then came my second surgery.

ouch....

when do you have the surgery? do you do special stuff to prepare for it, things that help with healing process later? good luck.


the word "surgery" terrifies me....for realz. i think it was something i saw on the discovery channel or something.

 

[bigtravis]

I have to take two injections of lovenox<? everyday in the stomach for a week prior because I throw clots. Afterwards it's having to use my left hand for everything for 9 weeks. Sux. Waiting on MRI to come back. Right now I can't even raise my right arm.

 

[nydj66]

I have to take two injections of lovenox<? everyday in the stomach for a week prior because I throw clots. Afterwards it's having to use my left hand for everything for 9 weeks. Sux. Waiting on MRI to come back. Right now I can't even raise my right arm.

If you're used to jerking off with just your right hand, it'll be like getting a new girlfriend.

 

[rnch]

I think SHRIMPY may need your liver more than your brain.

he needs BOTH items.

 

[Mr. dB]

Good luck with that. When do you go in?

 

[bigtravis]

Good luck with that. When do you go in?

Not sure yet. My MRI is in the morning at 7:45. Today was horrible. Been depressed all day. Fuckin hurt even on tab 10's. I have to sort of sling my arm here and there to keep from using effort.