i'm accepting applications

[Buddy_Christ]

you must be unemployed.

collecting unemployment is a bonus.

collecting a severence package is acceptable.

you must report to our weekly "not a meeting" meetings.

you must immediately report any employment you have accepted. unfortunately, accepting gainful employment will disqualify you from being a member.

student status is acceptable, as long as it's post-secondary. high school students are not eligible, even if you have been employed before and are currently unemployed.

you must have been employed full time for at least a year since turning 18.

you must be proud to be lazy and jobless.

 

[MAX 300]

What is this? The Elite society of bums application?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

we're not bums. we're happily unemployed. nothing wrong with that. if we were bums, we couldn't afford internet access to post here about how happily unemployed we are.

 

[MAX 300]

Actually I would be happily unemployed, just as long as I would still earn a 6 figure income.

 

[biteme]

Now this is the kind of club I've been looking for. Count me in.

 

[Smurfy]

I'm jealous.

 

[Robert Jan]

We have a guy in Holland that's famous for being happily unemployed.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Beast and Biteme - you're in.

who else wants to join my club? i know we're not the only ones.

biteme - if you don't like your title/position, let me know.

 

[jerseyart]

Does sponging off rich elderly women count as "employment" if you have to occasionally have sex with them?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

hmmm, let me think about that one.

 

[biteme]

Beast and Biteme - you're in.

who else wants to join my club? i know we're not the only ones.

biteme - if you don't like your title/position, let me know.

LMAO. That will do just fine.

 

[gonelifting]

Gonelifting - In between jobs

 

[Buddy_Christ]

no GL, i have a better title for you

 

[Buddy_Christ]

how's that position GL? btw - if you start making profit off of those cum cubes, you're out of the club.

you can, however, make a profit off of el tigre88 from living in your shed. that's cool, as long as you don't break a sweat making shed repairs.

 

[gonelifting]

Tiger88`s gonna put me in an early grave. Mark my words. They guy is the worst tennant ever. He leaves his golf balls laying all over the backyard. I think he broke a neighbor`s window with one. He`s no Tiger Woods.

Damn Imagine he IS Tiger Woods and he posts here as Tiger88? AND... He`s living in my shed??? Wow!

 

[Paulo]

I am in denial


btw, what's going on in here?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Paulo, we will all help you adjust to this new situation. it's OK to be one of us. we're really good people. we're here for you. really.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

just keep him away from your daughter. i'd be afraid to know what bad habits he'd teach her.

 

[biteme]

I gotta go back to bed for a few hours to ensure that I don't lose my position of status. I love the title, "Sleeps all day." I've always envied Rip Van Winkle. I have far more fun in my dreams than I do in real life. Back to bed it is.

 

[Mr. dB]

I've had the same job for over ten years, and am quite secure in my position, but I'll happily quit, or even get my ass fired, just for the chance to join another Elite clique!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

if those dreams include Starfish, i'm changing your title to "Has Wet Dreams All Day."

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I've had the same job for over ten years, and am quite secure in my position, but I'll happily quit, or even get my ass fired, just for the chance to join another Elite clique!

that's up to you my friend. just be forewarned, this club has no real fiancial benefits as of this moment. we also do not have a health insurance, vision, or dental plan, and obviously can not have a 401K plan.

for those of you that are employed but really want to join, you can be an honorary member if at least 2/3 of your time at work is spent wasting time. you must also pay a monthly fee directly to me. you will not be a full fledged member, but you will get an honorable mention. your fee will be based on your tax information from 2003. contact me via PM for more details.

 

[jenscats5]

Oh hell yeah, I qualify!! Unemployed & lovin' it!!

 

[jay1]

Sign me up. Unemployed since january and well rested.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

jay1 - who are you? not trying to be rude, but let's get some background info. who are you, where are you from, and what led you to want to be a member of the Unemployed and Proud club?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Jen, i hope you like your title.

 

[jenscats5]

Jen, i hope you like your title.

Hehee.........good title!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

wait, jen, you must show me your ass to keep that title. lets go, get to it girl.

Jay1 - still waiting on some info bro. you're more than welcome to join the club once you tell us who you are. can't have strangers in our "not a meeting" gatherings. i'm sure you understand.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Crak, since your living off my tax dollars, I would like for you to run to the store for me and replenish my Carb Countdown supply. Also, stop by Target on the way and buy me another bedspread.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i'm not collecting unemployment any more, that ended last September.

yeah, i'm living off of your tax dollars, but i EARNED those tax dollars. the only tax dollars i get are grants for school and the GI Bill because i'm in school. none of it is free. need to keep my grades up for the grants and i earned every penny of the GI Bill that i get.

in other words, go to the store yourself

 

[jerseyart]

Typical

Apparently my "application" has been lost. Yeah right.

No one ever lets me join their cliques. Which makes me want to join even more. It's a vicious cycle.

I am as broke as any of you mofo's. That should count for something in the USA. This isn't communist China you pinko bastards.

Screw you all. I hope you all find work, and soon!!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i dunno if we can count sex with old ladies for money. that's going to gross everyone else out at the weekly "how lazy are you planning on being" meetings.

are you unemployed otherwise?

 

[jerseyart]

No way, just ask anyone that knows me. They'll tell you that lazy bastard has never worked a day in his life. Women are always saying I'll never amount to anything. Why would they say that if I could hold a job. What more proof do you need?

Test me. Ask me to do anything, and see if it doesn't go undone. I triple dare you. All I want is a chance to prove I'm a screw up.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

it's ok if you're a screw up, however, part of the requirement is you must have worked at least 1 full year full time in your adult life. if you can't meet that requirement, then i'm sorry, i must exclude you from the club. i'd be more than happy to include anyone into the club that meets the requirements.

hopefully some day you can join us. we will gain strength by numbers.

 

[jerseyart]

I didn't want to join your poser group anyway. None of you are really hardcore unemployed. You're all just a bunch of wannabes, and little bitch slaves to the man like every one else.

Die sheeple!!

 

[jenscats5]

wait, jen, you must show me your ass to keep that title. lets go, get to it girl.

Jay1 - still waiting on some info bro. you're more than welcome to join the club once you tell us who you are. can't have strangers in our "not a meeting" gatherings. i'm sure you understand.

I promise to take new pics once I get my camera back from my step-daughter...........if that ever happens.....

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I didn't want to join your poser group anyway. None of you are really hardcore unemployed. You're all just a bunch of wannabes, and little bitch slaves to the man like every one else.

Die sheeple!!

not really hardcore unemployed?! beiotch, i havn't worked one single day since Jan 2, 2003.

actually, a back injury caused my employment to cease. so i just bumped up my plans to go back to school by almost 2 years. started college full time last fall. physical labor just isn't for me anymore. it wasn't my lifelong plan to do manual labor for shit pay anyway, but i was just doing what i could to get the bills paid until i could go back to school. i guess it was all a good thing though. if i would've had to wait the extra 2 years, i would've been 27 and a Freshman. at least now i'll be 27 next month and and the end of fall semester i'll be a Junior.

5 more years to go. well, that is, until i finish up getting my BA and get done law school

 

[jerkbox]

i would rather not go to work tomorow

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I promise to take new pics once I get my camera back from my step-daughter...........if that ever happens.....

when are you taking me out for dinner anyway? looks like i have to head down to my grandmother's house every weekend until the end of July in order to get the house ready to go to settlement.

i can bring my digital

seriously though, we're going to coordinate a weekend where my gf can get a whole day off and come down the night before so we can prepare for a yard sale. hopefully by 4th of july weekend we can do that. going to do my damn best to get rid of the kids for that trip too. if we can coordinate it, maybe we could all meet up for dinner on the 2nd?

 

[jay1]

I hope It's not to late to get in but I've been drinking all weekend. I'm from CT and I'm collecting and proud, havent filled out one application. I love having summers off ! Now I'm gonna go take a nap

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I hope It's not to late to get in but I've been drinking all weekend. I'm from CT and I'm collecting and proud, havent filled out one application. I love having summers off ! Now I'm gonna go take a nap

So that's where my state income tax is going... you Rowland-esque leech

 

[Buddy_Christ]

what type of work do you do Jay1?

and no, it's never too late to join the club. i'm actually going to hold a "not a meeting" here shortly. you're welcome to come join in.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

So that's where my state income tax is going... you Rowland-esque leech

you're just jealous biotch.

why don't you adopt 12 non-english speaking mexican immgrants and claim them on your taxes, that way you can get it all back and them some (EIC RULES!) at the end of the year.

you still can't join our club though.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

you're just jealous biotch.

why don't you adopt 12 non-english speaking mexican immgrants and claim them on your taxes, that way you can get it all back and them some (EIC RULES!) at the end of the year.

you still can't join our club though.

I already claim a Laotian maid and two teen girl sex slaves. Doesn't really save me that much, except the usual alcohol cost to get a bar slut in bed.

 

[jay1]

I actually work at a liquor store at night. Shhhh

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Chaos - that's awesome man. i knew you were getting laid somehow. "WHAT?! you no spready leggies?! me call immigration!"

I actually work at a liquor store at night. Shhhh

dude, you just so totally disqualified yourself. while it's cool to lie to the state to collect unemployment, it's not cool to lie to get into the club.

 

[Smurfy]

lol @ Club Unemployed

 

[jay1]

It's my cousins store so it shouldnt qualify as work, I basically just hang out there. Please reconsider. I belong in the club !!!!!

 

[Buddy_Christ]

lol @ Club Unemployed

jealousy rears it's perfectly shaped ass

 

[Smurfy]

:d