I'm about to rip someone's head off here

[Smurfy]

Stupid Mofos at my office!

Someone is here from an outside Agency who is working a project funded by the Office of the Inspector General (they don't fuckin play). This certain someone is here to audit/review one of my licensing files but yet.....

the file is missing! And i distinctly remember my Administrator coming in here last week and asking to see the file for whatever reason I dont remember. And now i realize she never put it back in my cabinet! Fuck!

Administrator = 5'9 130 lbs
Me = 5'7 170 lbs

I think I can take her.

 

[dj1000]

damn roid rage..........j/k

don't hurt them too bad, cheer up its almost Friday!!!!!

 

[WODIN]

Kick her in the nuts!

 

[Smurfy]

Kick her in the nuts!

yeah! square in the nutz!

 

[Y_lifter]

Ttiwwp

 

[Buddy_Christ]

kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill. kill.

 

[powerslave]

 

[gonelifting]

Right before she asks for the file, lift up your shirt, that should distract her for a while.

thanks

 

[Y_lifter]

http://www.spider-gene.com/images/o_bash/rage.jpg

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

Right before she asks for the file, lift up your shirt, that should distract her for a while.

thanks

I'll look into it...

 

[d3track]

note to self

smurfy will kick the piss out of you

go put the file back

 

[Code]

Dude, you don't wanna be hitting chicks. Especially in the office.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

Dude, you don't wanna be hitting chicks. Especially in the office.

did you just call Smurfy a dude?

 

[d3track]

did you just call Smurfy a dude?

lol

 

[KillahBee]

This is the sexiest post a woman on C&C has ever made. I am dead serious too.

 

[Dial_tone]

Go for the knee.

 

[Smurfy]

update...

found the file stufffed in a random cabinet in a different office stuffed in with some closed files? apparently someone had their grubby mitts on my file and left it out in the file room and one of my aides didnt know where it went so she stuffed it in the random cabinet so it wouldnt be left out for everyone to see (confidentiality purposes). well gee thanks a fuckin lot.

I put up a note on my cabinet it says DO NOT TOUCH FILES WITHOUT PERMISSION AND WITHOUT SIGNING YOUR NAME RIGHT HERE>>>>> XXXXXXX.

 

[Smurfy]

Dude, you don't wanna be hitting chicks. Especially in the office.

Ok Sally.

 

[Dial_tone]

smurfy, you could start comin in on weekends and computerize all them files.

 

[Scotsman]

update...

found the file stufffed in a random cabinet in a different office stuffed in with some closed files? apparently someone had their grubby mitts on my file and left it out in the file room and one of my aides didnt know where it went so she stuffed it in the random cabinet so it wouldnt be left out for everyone to see (confidentiality purposes). well gee thanks a fuckin lot.

I put up a note on my cabinet it says DO NOT TOUCH FILES WITHOUT PERMISSION AND WITHOUT SIGNING YOUR NAME RIGHT HERE>>>>> XXXXXXX.

Sign up sheets don't work. Put a lock on your cabinet and don't give the key to anyone else.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Razorguns]

you're 170?

 

[digger]

update...

found the file stufffed in a random cabinet in a different office stuffed in with some closed files.

...inside a disused lavatory, behind a locked door with a sign saying "Beware of the Leopard"?

 

[gonelifting]

update...

found the file stufffed in a random cabinetQUOTE]


Admit it, did you find them because I "wished" them on you?

thanks

 

[Smurfy]

you're 170?

uh yeah

 

[Smurfy]

update...

found the file stufffed in a random cabinetQUOTE]


Admit it, did you find them because I "wished" them on you?

thanks

I admit. You 'helped' me in a certain way

 

[d3track]

uh yeah

proof of how deceptive weight is
and how much of a difference muscle makes