I'm a trillionaire.

[biteme]

Or soon will be. I have to sell my soul first. I bet you will all be kissing my ass then.

 

[hardrock]

i'm first

 

[EnderJE]

As long as you shave it. Just don't post it up again.

I like my lunch where it is.

 

[biteme]

As long as you shave it. Just don't post it up again.

I like my lunch where it is.

LMAO. If I weren't so lazy, I'd find it and post it right here again.

 

[biteme]

I bet if I won the lottery and became a trillionaire overnight about 75% of the single women on this board would marry me tomorrow and about 60% of the married ones would. LOL

 

[jujubes]

Money does not buy happiness, and that's a fact.

 

[biteme]

Money does not buy happiness, and that's a fact.

I saw a quote on here by Groucho Marx. "Money enables you to avoid doing things that you hate. Since I hate doing just about everything. Money comes in handy."

 

[coldblue1955]

you'll be richer than bill gates!

 

[UA_Iron]

You must have gotten that idea from 1600's literature. Unfortunately your soul isnt worth much anymore dude.