i'm a stripper now

[decibel]

so i auditioned last night...
it was the hardest thing i've ever had to do. i was so fucking nervous i had to get drunk. people seemed to like me, though, and i got hired, so that's good i guess.

unfortunately i will be working in gay bars initially until i can build up enough confidence to actually put on a routine and work at a normal male-stip joint.

i'm just doing this for extra money, though, and i hear you make more in gay bars. someone tipped me a $50 last night -- wow! i was so fucked up i didn't even notice until this morning.

 

[JohnnyO]

where?

 

[~~~SlickassBiatch~~~]

well you damn sure got the ~hot body~ for it.

 

[WODIN]

where?

lmao!!! I bet in your head that was a very eager where...

 

[Night Fly]

well you damn sure got the ~hot body~ for it.

Has he??? I have never seen his pic on here before.

 

[JohnnyO]

I COULD go to Dallas and troll all the clubs until I find him. I was hoping not to do that. I'll wear my Elite Fitness T shirt so he knows it's me. hehehe

 

[May1010]

Delts,

You're busting a move at gay clubs? Hmmmm ....

 

[supersizeme]

Village Station??

 

[May1010]

Is Delts gay?

 

[supersizeme]

If you're talking about decibel i don't think he's gay...he's talked about banging chicks on a bunch of occasions. never mentioned a guy before

 

[May1010]

I've banged some too.

 

[JohnnyO]

That's correct .. decibel is not gay .. a lot of dancers straight or something in between.

 

[May1010]

Somthing in-between? Sort of like me?

 

[Freak Show]

decibel

IF you're not gay, you're probably gonna have to be shitfaced every night you do it. If you don't, you're a better heterosexual than I. Good luck.

 

[May1010]

Gay for pay maybe?

 

[supersizeme]

how about gay for may?

 

[May1010]

Well, I did sleep with a "straight" guy last New Year's Eve ... no one can resist May1010

 

[Wraith]

Gay smay!
If you got what it takes to do that more power to you. I would do it but I would problably get eggs and tomatoes instead of money

 

[Freak Show]

Well, I did sleep with a "straight" guy last New Year's Eve ... no one can resist May1010

IF this is true, this should be its own post! Wait a second, don't know if everyone can handle another one of May's sex romps.

 

[May1010]

It was posted. Search on key words "Arthur" "Straight" and "X" and "Los Angeles"... You should find it!

 

[MattTheSkywalker]

Decibel,

As a male stripper, the really big bucks are in working at the gay clubs, not the straight ones.

 

[decibel]

shit. i shouldn't have posted this! now it's going to be really weird if i do see some of you guys at the clubs.

yes, it is at the village -- and sometimes i think jr's too (that's where i auditioned).

also, last night i was offered a job at the roundup saloon, so if i can i'll try to do both.

no, i'm not gay, but i guess i'm not entirely straight either since i've slept with two guys. for the most part, i'm not attracted to guys unless they are extremely beautiful and feminine. i also love transexuals, so who knows what the hell i am. a freak, i guess.

 

[May1010]

feminine? transexuals? ew!

 

[JohnnyO]

<sigh> decibel I didn't expect you to admit to THAT!

 

[tomcat]

I can't even stand being checked out in the locker room.
I'd be shrivel city onstage...

 

[decibel]

matttheskywalker -- so i hear. but i want to get laid dammit!!! most of the girls that go to the village are lesbian.

honestly, i've been thinking about doing this for a long time, but what really made me go out and do it this time was something i saw last weekend:
two FINE, beautiful women were all over a dancer who was half as good looking as me, and they wouldn't give me the time of the day. that's when i said "fuck it, i need to do this, too".

 

[decibel]

crazy1 -- women's clubs are a completely different story. those guys are actual "performers", they wear costumes and have a routine. i could never do that; not now anyway. i'm super shy.

 

[decibel]

johnnyo --

what in the world is that thing in you signature?!

teletubbies are weird.

 

[natglutes]

Right on

Can you pls dance of rme
I knew a lot of male dancers..............yes they make huge $$$$$$$$$$ in gay bars.........girls dont spend as much as guys do....
Good Luck and make some large $$$$$$$$$$$$.
Dont be shy.............

 

[~~~SlickassBiatch~~~]

Has he??? I have never seen his pic on here before.

girl......... he posted a pic a long time ago and he SUPADUPAFINE.

 

[decibel]

awesome slickass!! thanks!!

i've put on around 17 more lbs. since then.

 

[Checkmatebloated]

D-mans a freak. Hate we could get together at the Downtown hooters a while back. We Dallas is a small town. We shall get together sometime. I'm out of here for a week. Check everybody later.

 

[decibel]

where are you going, check?

night fly -- are you a boy or a girl?

 

[JohnnyO]

Night Fly is a girl.

 

[GinNJuice]

but i want to get laid dammit!!! most of the girls that go to the village are lesbian.

No, there are a lot of bi-sexual girls that go to the village , I know because my wife likes the girls and we sometimes stop into the Village on our way to Sue Ellen's (no I'm NOT gay, just secure with my sexuality... I'm there for the girls-on-girls )

I don't think the male strippers strip all the way down though... at least I haven't seen it (thank god), they just stand up there in thier undies.


You should find many girls there who are interested in guys, especially if you are attractive.

Good luck