I'm a poser

[Nathan]

When I post on this board, I pretend to be a weird, quirky loser, but in real life, that just isn't me. In reality, I'm cool and suave. I have sex with all kinds of hot women and their friends every single day. So, why do I feel the need to downplay my regular amazing lifestyle by coming on here and pretending to be something I'm not? To escape it all is why. Even the awesome get tired of being awesome all the time. I know it looks and sounds great and everything but it isn't always. I mean, sometimes being so awesome stops being awesome simply because the very word "awesome" loses some of its "umph" when everything about you is always awesome. Anyways, I couldn't lie to you all anymore. The real me is awesome. Also, I eat children.

 

[the nature boy]

you sound just like me, lets hang out sometime.

 

[prophet]

The real me is awesome. Also, I eat children.

the children you drop off at the lake? i see you eat your own shit...we are very proud of you nathan

 

[Nathan]

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the children you drop off at the lake? i see you eat your own shit...we are very proud of you nathan

Damn. You broke my code.

Nancy Boy: I'll willing to "hang" anytime you are. Bring it. I'll bet you fitty bills I can "hang" better than you and your whole family. 4 real.

 

[PoyeBoy]

Well, this is me in real life, I skatbroad with tinyhick. skatbroading is good fun.

 

[DownUnder23]

I wish i had your life...can i get your autograph?

 

[KnoXville]

Well, this is me in real life, I skatbroad with tinyhick. skatbroading is good fun.
Image: http://www.angelfire.com/ga2/monste... It looks like somebody pulled a supersizeme

 

[XBiker]

It's poseur, you moron.

 

[Nathan]

It's poseur, you moron.

Listen, don't tell me how to spell. I have a much bigger dictionary than you I'm sure. Also, my name has more letters in it than yours does. You know what? Spell this asshole.

 

[KnoXville]

Nathan, I've noticed that since I shot my little whambam psychoanalysis of your online persona a couple threads ago, remember it was in the thread that you were hitting on me in .. that this is the second topic in the past week created by you attemping to justify your real life 'coolness' as opposed to the image we all have now of you, which is to say the least questionable. What do you have to say about that hypothesis ?

When I post on this board, I pretend to be a weird, quirky loser, but in real life, that just isn't me. In reality, I'm cool and suave. I have sex with all kinds of hot women and their friends every single day. So, why do I feel the need to downplay my regular amazing lifestyle by coming on here and pretending to be something I'm not? To escape it all is why. Even the awesome get tired of being awesome all the time. I know it looks and sounds great and everything but it isn't always. I mean, sometimes being so awesome stops being awesome simply because the very word "awesome" loses some of its "umph" when everything about you is always awesome. Anyways, I couldn't lie to you all anymore. The real me is awesome. Also, I eat children.

 

[Nathan]

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Nathan, I've noticed that since I shot my little whambam psychoanalysis of your online persona a couple threads ago, remember it was in the thread that you were hitting on me in .. that this is the second topic in the past week created by you attemping to justify your real life 'coolness' as opposed to the image we all have now of you, which is to say the least questionable. What do you have to say about that hypothesis ?

Did you even read what I wrote? It says that whatever I do online is to hide what I am like in real life. So, sure this is just another attempt to make me look like more of a loser. Aren't you clever? In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic and am suffocating a rabbit with my testes.

 

[KnoXville]

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Did you even read what I wrote? It says that whatever I do online is to hide what I am like in real life. So, sure this is just another attempt to make me look like more of a loser. Aren't you clever? In case you can't tell, I'm being sarcastic and am suffocating a rabbit with my testes.

Ok first of all, there is no need to throw all that astrophysics terminology in your post to try and confuse me and such, not all of us study that shit - and i'm not going to argue semantics with your post either because to be quite honest I just skipped over your initial post as I do most of the time here on elite. So put that shit inbetween your testes and suffocate it.