I'm 48 and I don't like it

[Spartacus]

I'm a boy
and
I'm a man

 

[Spartacus]

lines form on my face
and my hands
but I have a Jewish MD for my face

 

[Spartacus]

Let me see your hands, keep 'em where I can see 'em.
I'm watching you, you bastard

 

[Spartacus]

I fabricated an imaginary problem with my nutsack
just to observe her composure
while medically checking out said nutsack

 

[Spartacus]

female physicians never have elaborately long nails

 

[Spartacus]

her nurses know when I mind fuck her
they and her like it too

 

[Spartacus]

I have american express cards sprinkled across the country
east of the mississippi
made it out of vegas
w/o leaving a card there
mostly because I didn't bring one in when I flew in

 

[Spartacus]

my gold card is at coyote ugly
panama city,fla

 

[Spartacus]

delta skymiles amex is in ukraine
where they don't take american express

 

[Spartacus]

so no worries there

 

[Spartacus]

my blue amex is at the local nedreck bar
where they all know me
and know

 

[Spartacus]

I'll be back

 

[Spartacus]

I'm working on me act

 

[Spartacus]

will start with 15-20 minutes with me sharply dressed in a suit
and death comedy

 

[Spartacus]

then I'll loosen the tie, cast away the jacket
and roll up the sleeves

 

[Spartacus]

then 15-20 minutes of the bar business
martinis and whatnot

 

[Spartacus]

finally I'll have a couple of bikini clad babes haul in a bench
and I'll strip down to workout gear

 

[Spartacus]

and then 15-20 minutes of poking fun at the gym
and you

 

[Spartacus]

It's a real waste to smoke that shit.
Don't ya have any needles?

 

[Spartacus]

I know it's 2am in the evening
for you
but for me
it's 2am in the morning
albeit early

 

[Spartacus]

point being

 

[Spartacus]

I'm just getting started

 

[Spartacus]

some mornings I emerge like the booby trap victim in platoon

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

I'm barnes at the end of that scene

 

[Spartacus]

and I'll always respect chas sheen for his performance in that film
probably contributed to his ruin

 

[Spartacus]

like the husky seargant horvath
in saving private ryan
who they found near penny less
dead from crack

 

[Spartacus]

Nancy: What are ya doin here? You're in the studio, these places cost like fifty grand a minute. You could be really shining out! But what? You're just wonking off!
John: Wanking!
Nancy: What happened to you? Did you try and kiss your mother?
John: None of your business.
Brenda Winczor: pick3 got beaten up by facists.

 

[Spartacus]

It's a repressive society where you can't be horrible, I'm not horrible, they made me horrible, I'm just honest.
Johnny Rotten

 

[Spartacus]

most of the time I'm Elias
redguru remembers the time I borrowed Elias
for an
avatar

 

[Spartacus]

I'll see you on the dark side of the moon

 

[Spartacus]

every parent should see
searching for bobby fischer

 

[Spartacus]

careful with that post Eugene

 

[Spartacus]

so now you have your
breakfast
courtesy of
spartacvs

 

[Spartacus]

you get you a case of beer for that one
or
where'd you get those beers?

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

you white folks got your last click out of junior

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

mate

 

[Spartacus]

the legendary cornbread

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

play the man
not the board
marine

 

[Spartacus]

Spartacvs, Nance, pull up your pants.

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

one day
every day
will be
Christmas

 

[Spartacus]

you don't know the way I move
?

 

[Spartacus]

Sid: Why don't you shut up and fucking sing you twat.
Paul: You're well out of time, Sid.
Sid: Bollocks, you wanker.
Steve: Play the fucking song, will ya.
John: Ever get the feeling you've been cheated?

 

[Spartacus]

I can't relate with you
musclemom
no longer
all your crafts and arts bullshit

 

[Spartacus]

I have zero tattoos

 

[Spartacus]

I'm not here to insult
I'm here to instruct

 

[Spartacus]

bye now

 

[iamthatiam]

Almost 47 and feeling as good as ever. I don't drink, smoke, etc. and get plenty of rest and workout consistently as always. I had a beer for the first time in 10 months yesterday, made me feel like crap and reminds me why I don't drink. No muscle or strength loss at this age and have even increased flexibility. Mentally, I often feel like crap though, I think mostly because I'm agnostic and my dad recently died.

 

[pdaddyII]

Almost 47 and feeling as good as ever. I don't drink, smoke, etc. and get plenty of rest and workout consistently as always. I had a beer for the first time in 10 months yesterday, made me feel like crap and reminds me why I don't drink. No muscle or strength loss at this age and have even increased flexibility. Mentally, I often feel like crap though, I think mostly because I'm agnostic and my dad recently died.

Are you still a bad ass bite me?

 

[Mr. dB]

The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime
You shuffle in the gloom of your sickroom
And talk to yourself as you die

 

[PICK3]

I feel there's a young man inside of me



just sayin'

 

[WoodyO]

I just washed down my Dbol with a rum n' coke

 

[-SD-]

6 pages of pure spartacus blather

 

[Mr. dB]

48? Nothing to it. Try 55 and get back to me.

 

[Spartacus]

I just washed down my Dbol with a rum n' coke

 

[TableFun]

6 pages of pure spartacus blather

How much is George paying for these kilobytes?

 

[Spartacus]

 

[Spartacus]

the best is at the beginning he doesn't prejudice the youth
2 minutes
let's go

 

[Spartacus]

you got a nice bunch of bishops goin on
use your knights
like the knights of malta

 

[Spartacus]

and my middle name is gerard

 

[Spartacus]