Illegal Drugs Now Legal If User Is Employed!

[the nature boy]

being employed is like... cool.


http://www.theonion.com/onion3811/drugs_now_legal.html

 

[BoneCruncher]

I love the onion.com

the herbert Kornfield editorials are hillarious.

 

[gwl9dta4]

It this for real? Or are we just joking here?

If this is true then we are looking at a new time.

 

[Big Jroy]

WTF!!!!!!!!!!


I wanna know if it's true also, but you know how the old saying goes "If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. "

 

[the nature boy]

lol, guys it's the onion. it's all satire.


here are some other sample headlines:

School Board Adopts Gay-Ass Uniform Policy

Man Hopes Hot Woman In Next Apartment Can Hear How Well He's Fucking His Girlfriend


Man Bitten By Radioactive Sloth Does The Lying-Around-All-Day Of 10 Normal Men


Ozzy Osbourne Bites Head Off Five-Pound Chocolate Rabbit


I think you get the point.

 

[FarBeyondDriven]

Yes that is too good to be true, but funny at the same time. If that were the case then all the unemployed would file suit against the government for not giving them the same rights as the employed.

 

[UnholyJoker]

Boy, I wish it were true!