Iit IS So Fun CHASING Cops

[curling]

On the Sunday Sport Rider ride we were coming back on the freeway and we were all popping wheelies as usual. And all of sudden I notice a cop coming up quickly from behind us. I thought he was going to exit but instead he goes around the car in the right lane using the exit ramp to get around him(I thought that was pretty dangerous of mr policeman) Then he turned on his lights and takes off after our leader and the leader took off so fast when he saw the cop that I didn't even see him.

So now all 20 of us take off after the cop. I mean we were doing 120 to 130 plus weaving through traffic high speed turns and just out and out hauling butt chasing after the cop. I mean you talk about a good blocker what beats a cop with its lights on. IT was fun.

Plus the really good news. I learned how to do standing wheelies now on rear pegs(well in the parking lot) I praticed and praticed and praticed. It is such a rush. I mean it feels so much different than sit downs. I got so tired that it felt like I was a treadmill for 30 minutes. I think it is combination of pulling the bike up, riding the wheelie and the drop of the front wheel. I was sweating and everything I guess your adrenaline is pumping too thinking that if I twist the throttle just a little too much I am either going to die or be in alot of pain. But man it is such a RUSH.

I think it is going to be beneficial to learn these because I can see over the faring(sp) which is hard to do during high sitdown wheelies(I have look around the side) I haven't tried them(stand up ones, I do sitdowns all the time) on the freeway yet because I am still not that comfortable to try 80 and 90 mphs ones yet due to me eating it and some truck driver running me over but give me a week or so I will be riding those things all over the freeway. I think I am going to burn up my motor eventually but heck its fun.

 

[WODIN]

I'm adding you to my Dead Pool for this year.

 

[from zero]

I'm adding you to my Dead Pool for this year.

lmao

 

[curling]

I'm adding you to my Dead Pool for this year.

Is that a good thing? I thought that was an eastwood movie.

 

[WODIN]

Is that a good thing? I thought that was an eastwood movie.

It's a list of people you think are going to die this year. The person with the most right wins.

 

[curling]

It's a list of people you think are going to die this year. The person with the most right wins.

Man, that sucks. Do you think I a crappy rider or what? btw Would you miss me?

 

[WODIN]

Man, that sucks. Do you think I a crappy rider or what? btw Would you miss me?

No, I think your a good rider, I just think you push it to the edge and are therefor at a greater risk for eating pavement.

Miss you? Probably not.

 

[chesty]

My vote is on him. Cops are allowed to do those things, especially if there is an exigent circumstance to which I believe there was.

On another note a state trooper where I live blasted a bad guy about 2 miles from my home in the center median of the freeway at 1 of the only two ways into and out of where I live.

No trial, no wasted money, trooper gets time off...

 

[milo hobgoblin]

I dont think Jesus would be too happy with any of this.

 

[curling]

No, I think your a good rider,

I think that is the nicest thing you have ever said to me. Thanks man.

I just think you push it to the edge and are therefor at a greater risk for eating pavement.

Not quite to the edge just a little before it, since I am married with kids and stuff.

Miss you? Probably not.

Dang. Really? Think you would never see my post again. I would be gone for good worse than the banning thing.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

Id miss you.. I think you're close minded and hypocritical... but then again so are most people.... I just think Christians who preach have a lot less wiggle room than everyone else... you all have A LOT to make up for in the minds of most people.

You're probably a great guy to hang with in the real world.. other than the preaching crap.. so ya it would initially be funny if the karma gods struck and you ate shit.. but in the grand scheme of things anytime an overall decent person eats shit it would suck. Plus Id miss your entertaining posts...

 

[curling]

Id miss you.. I think you're close minded and hypocritical... but then again so are most people.... I just think Christians who preach have a lot less wiggle room than everyone else... you all have A LOT to make up for in the minds of most people.

You're probably a great guy to hang with in the real world.. other than the preaching crap.. so ya it would initially be funny if the karma gods struck and you ate shit.. but in the grand scheme of things anytime an overall decent person eats shit it would suck. Plus Id miss your entertaining posts...

Yea, I know I have alot to work on in my life. I am probably(for sure) a big dissapointed to God and Jesus. I really need to get my life straight to be a better example for my faith. But that is the good news if a slouch like me can be saved there is hope for everybody.

I really hope I don't eat it because I don't like pain. Thanks for the words.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

not to be morbid, but are you an organ donor?

none of you boobs say something smart like "but my church already has one"

 

[Breeze]

On the Sunday Sport Rider ride we were coming back on the freeway and we were all popping wheelies as usual. And all of sudden I notice a cop coming up quickly from behind us. I thought he was going to exit but instead he goes around the car in the right lane using the exit ramp to get around him(I thought that was pretty dangerous of mr policeman) Then he turned on his lights and takes off after our leader and the leader took off so fast when he saw the cop that I didn't even see him.

So now all 20 of us take off after the cop. I mean we were doing 120 to 130 plus weaving through traffic high speed turns and just out and out hauling butt chasing after the cop. I mean you talk about a good blocker what beats a cop with its lights on. IT was fun.

Plus the really good news. I learned how to do standing wheelies now on rear pegs(well in the parking lot) I praticed and praticed and praticed. It is such a rush. I mean it feels so much different than sit downs. I got so tired that it felt like I was a treadmill for 30 minutes. I think it is combination of pulling the bike up, riding the wheelie and the drop of the front wheel. I was sweating and everything I guess your adrenaline is pumping too thinking that if I twist the throttle just a little too much I am either going to die or be in alot of pain. But man it is such a RUSH.

I think it is going to be beneficial to learn these because I can see over the faring(sp) which is hard to do during high sitdown wheelies(I have look around the side) I haven't tried them(stand up ones, I do sitdowns all the time) on the freeway yet because I am still not that comfortable to try 80 and 90 mphs ones yet due to me eating it and some truck driver running me over but give me a week or so I will be riding those things all over the freeway. I think I am going to burn up my motor eventually but heck its fun.

http://www.bikernews.net/index.cfm?sector=news&page=read&newsid=39

I'm not sure if this link will work, if not try www.bikernews.net and go through the 1% records and look for the article about the Hells Angels driving through Modesto. It's pretty funny.

 

[Razorguns]

Don't bikers have a 50% higher chance of fatalities while driving than automobile drivers?

Hope you got your will made.

 

[Razorguns]

and look for the article about the Hells Angels driving through Modesto. It's pretty funny.

Funny how HA can only flex their muscle these days in far away bum fuck nowhere cities like...Modesto!

 

[Guvna]

Im glad you werent doing this in a car. Fuckers that do that shit on the highway in their shitty hondas going 120 put everyone on the road in danger. If i ever saw one of these guys get in a wreck I would get out of my car, walk over to their rolled over shitty honda, and kick them in the face, hoping that they would be in slightly more pain as they (hopefully) died. Then, I would go try to help whoevers lives they just ruined...

But anyways, people doing dumb shit like you die every day. hopefully youll wreck off the road, or where no one is so you wont fuck up somebody elses life. Maybe you should try drunk?

Why dont you go find a place in arizona to do this, where people arent around?

 

[curling]

Im glad you werent doing this in a car. Fuckers that do that shit on the highway in their shitty hondas going 120 put everyone on the road in danger. If i ever saw one of these guys get in a wreck I would get out of my car, walk over to their rolled over shitty honda, and kick them in the face, hoping that they would be in slightly more pain as they (hopefully) died. Then, I would go try to help whoevers lives they just ruined...

But anyways, people doing dumb shit like you die every day. hopefully youll wreck off the road, or where no one is so you wont fuck up somebody elses life. Maybe you should try drunk?

Why dont you go find a place in arizona to do this, where people arent around?

Because I live in Texas. I can see your point about the car thing because that could endanger someone else. But what could a 400 lb bike do tumbling down the road to a car? The car is going to win. I don't ever drink and pop wheelies that would be irresponsible and stupid.

 

[Y_lifter]

Because I live in Texas. I can see your point about the car thing because that could endanger someone else. But what could a 400 lb bike do tumbling down the road to a car? The car is going to win. I don't ever drink and pop wheelies that would be irresponsible and stupid.

So, if I see a 400 lb metal hunk of bike coming at me, I am gonna remain calm and not swerve or try to avoid it instinctively at 70 MPH ?

What if it hits my windshield or passenger side window and comes in and
hits my passenger or me ?

 

[curling]

So, if I see a 400 lb metal hunk of bike coming at me, I am gonna remain calm and not swerve or try to avoid it instinctively at 70 MPH ?

What if it hits my windshield or passenger side window and comes in and
hits my passenger or me ?

You would get hurt or die so you better miss it.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

If a motorcycle going 120mph hit the passenger compartment of any small car.. it would kill everyone inside almost instantly.

 

[Y_lifter]

If a motorcycle going 120mph hit the passenger compartment of any small car.. it would kill everyone inside almost instantly.

So, I had better miss it..

 

[curling]

If a motorcycle going 120mph hit the passenger compartment of any small car.. it would kill everyone inside almost instantly.

That is a direct hit. Which I doubt would happen would be a deflect he because of the angle. The bike going the same way you are.

 

[Allon]

Curling, you are the wackiest Alter I have encountered yet.

 

[UA_Iron]

Good thing curling doesnt believe in natural selection, because this would be a fine moment for it.

 

[curling]

Curling, you are the wackiest Alter I have encountered yet.

Why do you say that?

 

[Allon]

Why do you say that?

I have no idea why I said that, please ignore me and continue being the lovable, dumb racist character.

 

[Razorguns]

motorcycle collisions are NOT pretty.

Especially if it's the motorcycle being hit with the momentum of the collission being directed onto the motorcycle guy (eg: motorcycle stopped, hit dead on by a car, etc.).

 

[ceo]

consistently stupid.

curling, you should volunteer in a busy ER in a major metro area like Dallas or San Antonio or wherever you are near. Make sure they are a level 1 or 2 trauma center. Get in there this summer during the riding season, and make sure you are always near the trauma room.
Oh, see about possibly a ride-along on an ALS ambulance too. Sure to see some good stuff.

 

[curling]

I have no idea why I said that, please ignore me and continue being the lovable, dumb racist character.

I am not a racist. Call me dumb all you want but I am not a racist.

Ceo,

Why would I want to do that? Don't you know that anybody that rides a motorcyle knows that can happen. You don't think about it is how you deal with it.

 

[Guvna]

Because I live in Texas. I can see your point about the car thing because that could endanger someone else. But what could a 400 lb bike do tumbling down the road to a car? The car is going to win. I don't ever drink and pop wheelies that would be irresponsible and stupid.

Wow. You dont drink and ride because it would be stupid and you are only thinking about yourself getting hurt. What about doing 120 mph on the highway sober, that endangers everyone around you.


400 pound bike at 120 mph has 192000 ft/lbs of energy. a .45 has 400.


hit anything, and whatever you hit is fucked.

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

I am not a racist. Call me dumb all you want but I am not a racist.

Ceo,

Why would I want to do that? Don't you know that anybody that rides a motorcyle knows that can happen. You don't think about it is how you deal with it.

This thread is old, so I was going to just let it be..but I just cant...

I have been a rider for the past 20 years - when I was young and stupid (like the OP appears to be) it was the occasional wheelie, riding w/shorts and a wife beater, and generally acting like an idiot squid. As I grew older and wiser, I realized how stupid my actions were.

Proper gear, realizing what can happen if you go down (and everyone goes down eventually), and not doing stupid things like stunting at 80mph on a public highway like a complete fucking moron. If you don't think about possible cosequences, you are just fooling yourself. If you cross the double yellow trying to thread the needle at 120mph you should be thinking about eating out of a straw for the rest of your life, becuase that may be the only thing keeping you from killing yourself.

Acting irresposible does not make you Chuck Smooth. In the eyes of real riders you actually look like a massive tool.

A wife and kids, huh? You do a tank slapper at 90mph, get flung off the bike and over a cliff, that's it, you're dead, no worries...but you leave a wife and kids behind to contemplate what a selfish stupid ass you were for acting so foolishly.

Just my 2 cents, take it for what it's worth.


Bluesman

 

[curling]

This thread is old, so I was going to just let it be..but I just cant...

I have been a rider for the past 20 years - when I was young and stupid (like the OP appears to be) it was the occasional wheelie, riding w/shorts and a wife beater, and generally acting like an idiot squid. As I grew older and wiser, I realized how stupid my actions were.

Proper gear, realizing what can happen if you go down (and everyone goes down eventually), and not doing stupid things like stunting at 80mph on a public highway like a complete fucking moron. If you don't think about possible cosequences, you are just fooling yourself. If you cross the double yellow trying to thread the needle at 120mph you should be thinking about eating out of a straw for the rest of your life, becuase that may be the only thing keeping you from killing yourself.

Acting irresposible does not make you Chuck Smooth. In the eyes of real riders you actually look like a massive tool.

A wife and kids, huh? You do a tank slapper at 90mph, get flung off the bike and over a cliff, that's it, you're dead, no worries...but you leave a wife and kids behind to contemplate what a selfish stupid ass you were for acting so foolishly.

Just my 2 cents, take it for what it's worth.


Bluesman

Any time you want to race let me know mr. real rider.

 

[Razorguns]

Amazing how these kids watch Fast and the Furious -- and instantly think it's soooo k00000ll to race and run around everywhere in tripped out cars, chase each other, drag race down city streets, out run cops, blah blah. Like it's some glamarous lifestyle that'll lead to riches, hot chicks, and accolades from all their impressed friends.

You don't see me watch Braveheart -- become all obssessed with the medieval ways, and then go out in public dressed as William Wallace, impressing everyone with my talented sword fighting skills.

Whenever i see some stupid kid with a tripped out civic, trying to impress everyone -- i extend a very warm : "Nice car. Sorry about your penis".

 

[curling]

I have gsxr dude not a car.

 

[big4life]

Thank you curling. When I use to ride I could never figure out why some drivers had an issue with me or other bikers, now I understand.

 

[Gambino]

i really hope the Texas police bust down on stunting on the highways.
i got a lot of family down there and i would hate for them to get killed
by some dipshit doing a wheelie @ 120

 

[ceo]

Ceo,

Why would I want to do that? Don't you know that anybody that rides a motorcyle knows that can happen. You don't think about it is how you deal with it.

I used to ride too. As another person said, knowing that shit can happen is what keeps you somewhat sane.

Tell me curling, how does your wife "deal with it"? How does she feel about your stupidity on the road? Does she know how you "ride" out there? Does she know about all your wheelies and 120mph cop chasings? I bet she'd feel real good about that. Wonder if she'll re-marry when youre dead in a couple years? Acting like you are its just a matter of time.
Sounds like you've been doing some pretty stupid things your whole life. Real risk taker. As someone already pointed out, dont you think youre being prettty selfish? What with the wife and kids. Dont you want to actually continue to raise your kids? Why are you in your 40's but acting like youre in your early 20's? Do you realize how selfish you are? My guess is your wife may be struggling with the question, "should I divorce him before he kills himself or should I just wait till he kills himself, because it shouldnt be long now anyway?" Either that, or she just plain doesn't know what you're really doing out there. She'll find out one day though. Poor girl. Poor kids too. Man I feel sad for them.

 

[Powerlifting57]

It's a list of people you think are going to die this year. The person with the most right wins.

PICK ME PICK ME!!!!!

i just got my track re-done behind my house before winter its equipped with a 140 ft triple!!!!! AHHH i cant wait to hit that son of a bitch!!!

 

[Powerlifting57]

Amazing how these kids watch Fast and the Furious -- and instantly think it's soooo k00000ll to race and run around everywhere in tripped out cars, chase each other, drag race down city streets, out run cops, blah blah. Like it's some glamarous lifestyle that'll lead to riches, hot chicks, and accolades from all their impressed friends.

You don't see me watch Braveheart -- become all obssessed with the medieval ways, and then go out in public dressed as William Wallace, impressing everyone with my talented sword fighting skills.

Whenever i see some stupid kid with a tripped out civic, trying to impress everyone -- i extend a very warm : "Nice car. Sorry about your penis".

not everyone got ont hat band wagon i mean most of em did but alot of people were fixing up their cars way before that movie came out!!!!!! i kno whole nitrous thing blew up WHICH IS FUCKING GAY!!!! ye i to hate all those damn kids who make people like me whol just liek to have a nice looking car be steryotypd!!! o and i dont drive a honda HONDAS SUCK!!!!

 

[Spanky11]

Any time you want to race let me know mr. real rider.

its just sad that you have reproduced to continue your genes.

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

Any time you want to race let me know mr. real rider.

That's funny.

You know, I actually feel better about this guy now...there is no way that all this fronting he is doing is for real...He must be just replying with nonsense becuase he wants to spurn on the conversation...

At least I hope that is the case...

Otherwise get ready to accept your Darwin Award for 2005.


Bluesman