If you were an animal what would you be and why?

[a creed]

fuck him

 

[FISHTALES]

fuck him

for real, im toast and alone....god I hate canadians

 

[a creed]

who doesn't

 

[FISHTALES]

who doesn't

wootooms a tranny, fuck that fuck

 

[a creed]

Fuck!

 

[FISHTALES]

Fuck!

get some original material you fukin fuk

 

[Mr. dB]

If you had to be an animal, what would you want to be?

I'd want to be a little girl's beloved tomcat. I'd curl up in her lap at every opportunity, sleep with her at night, and stick with her as she grows up. She would hug me and squeeze me and stroke my fur. I'd rub my nose on her naughty bits.

As long as she lets me outside sometimes so I can kill squirrels and fuck all the neighborhood female cats.

 

[TheOak84]

On land, a lion.

In the sea, a Carcharodon carcharias (great white)

Both animals are the kings of their territory and the top predators. Besides us humans.

 

[wootoom]

holy fuck this thread turned fishtales

 

[Spartacus]

leopard