If You Were About To Die, And Only Had Time To Call One Person...

[Slated]

Who would you call and what would you say.


911 doesn't count.

would you call family? a friend? a lover?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

Sure as hell wouldn't be you for this lame ass post

 

[Dial_tone]

Billy Graham.

 

[PIGEON-RAT]

i would just sulk to myself and not call anyone out of self pity. sad but probably true.

 

[from zero]

A very good friend of mine.

 

[AAP]

Neimen Marcus... and tell them now would be a good time to raise their prices... cause when news of my death hits the papers, everybody gonna be trying to buy nice shit to mourn in.

 

[VitalRemains]

LOL AAP


Anyways, i'd call my brother to say goodbye.

 

[Code]

I'd call my daughter.

 

[AAP]

Actually, I would call Mass Quantities and let them know that I might be dead, but I am still waiting on my replacement tubs.

 

[Russian KGB]

One call... that would be my son, to tell him I love him and just to hear his voice for the last time and die with the smile on my face...