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If you have to drink (alcohol), what's it gonna be?
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MorganKane
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I drink once a year so I will get drunk on whatever I want.
solidspine
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I can’t drink, so I can only suggest,
But I have drank a little in my life,
Always mix it up, maybe start with a few six packs of beer, then vodka, whisky, gin, Don’t add soda or even water to drinks, that’s for pussy’s
If you need to add anything, to help you hold the wheel while driving, Coke, pot, G, Meth are favorites also since I drive a lot while drinking I like Quaaludes,
Always keep ludes well hidden in case you visit county jail, they are easy to swallow in the back seat of the Cop car or the holding cell. Sometimes this is tough because the cuffs are too tight,
One recommendation, if you pass out don’t drink while you are unconscious, regain your consciousness then drink.
But I have drank a little in my life,
Always mix it up, maybe start with a few six packs of beer, then vodka, whisky, gin, Don’t add soda or even water to drinks, that’s for pussy’s
If you need to add anything, to help you hold the wheel while driving, Coke, pot, G, Meth are favorites also since I drive a lot while drinking I like Quaaludes,
Always keep ludes well hidden in case you visit county jail, they are easy to swallow in the back seat of the Cop car or the holding cell. Sometimes this is tough because the cuffs are too tight,
One recommendation, if you pass out don’t drink while you are unconscious, regain your consciousness then drink.
medrep
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solidspine said:
LOL WTF??! This should be a sticky for quote of the day LOL always drive while drinking..cuffs too tight...drink while unconcious LOL great stuff, dude you are a wreck!!
but then..2 ex wives, 4 kids, and personal relationships with surgeons could do that to a man LOL
solidspine
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Living in California you assume that I have become quite a wine coinsurer,
Well I must confess yes I have become quite the expert
Since wine is so popular I would love to give classes but time is so limited being incarcerated so often.
But I will give a few tips to help you since it is Friday and you may want to impress the boss or a future father in law this weekend.
Obviously the more subtle nuances of wine drinking is beyond the general public,
Preferably good wine is always drank out of the bottle, with or without a straw, better wine of course has a screw cap but sometimes you will fine a cork, just push the dam thing into the bottle, or if possible pull it out with your teeth. I know this is woman’s work but just get it over with.
Wine is much better mixed then straight, yuk! soda, ripple, rubbing alcohol or mouth wash, cherry is my favorite are good wine mixers.
Something I learned in the Army while ambulance driving, wine can be frozen and then can be eaten with the patient like Italian Ice Cream,
More tips to follow, Need to steal some lunch money from these grade school kids.
Well I must confess yes I have become quite the expert
Since wine is so popular I would love to give classes but time is so limited being incarcerated so often.
But I will give a few tips to help you since it is Friday and you may want to impress the boss or a future father in law this weekend.
Obviously the more subtle nuances of wine drinking is beyond the general public,
Preferably good wine is always drank out of the bottle, with or without a straw, better wine of course has a screw cap but sometimes you will fine a cork, just push the dam thing into the bottle, or if possible pull it out with your teeth. I know this is woman’s work but just get it over with.
Wine is much better mixed then straight, yuk! soda, ripple, rubbing alcohol or mouth wash, cherry is my favorite are good wine mixers.
Something I learned in the Army while ambulance driving, wine can be frozen and then can be eaten with the patient like Italian Ice Cream,
More tips to follow, Need to steal some lunch money from these grade school kids.
Ramcononer
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why do so many of you care what people think. If I dont drink im not gonna fake it so people think im drinking...man the fuck up. say "I dont drink cuz I dont fucking feel like drinking.."
SgtSlaughter
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Solidspine... you are dryer than my toast this morning, LOL. That was funny stuff.
Beastlike substance
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When my brother was 21 he was playing baseball at a junior college. He had been doing steroids and he partied all the time.
He was a catcher and one game a runner was rounding third and headed for home and instead of trying to slide, he tried to run over a 6'2" 230 lb catcher. When he came in he hit my brothers left leg pretty hard, and then my bro tagged him out inning over.
The next day my brother left leg was swollen with a hematoma from the tip of his toes all the way up to his hip.
His leg had gotten so swollen that the doctors almost had to amputate his whole leg.
I'm sure drinking small amounts it alright..but i'm not even going to risk it.
I just wanted to tell all of you what happened to my brother when he had been drinking while on steroids
He was a catcher and one game a runner was rounding third and headed for home and instead of trying to slide, he tried to run over a 6'2" 230 lb catcher. When he came in he hit my brothers left leg pretty hard, and then my bro tagged him out inning over.
The next day my brother left leg was swollen with a hematoma from the tip of his toes all the way up to his hip.
His leg had gotten so swollen that the doctors almost had to amputate his whole leg.
I'm sure drinking small amounts it alright..but i'm not even going to risk it.
I just wanted to tell all of you what happened to my brother when he had been drinking while on steroids
