If you HAD to choose...

[HappyScrappy]

like, if supersizeme was holding a gun to your head while The Nature Boy licked your toes, which is it gonna be?

 

[beastboy]

Is this a trick question? Im confused again.

Wanna touch the hiney!!!

 

[frorider6]

I'd pay big money if my poo was magically transported out of my pool canal.

Hmmmm, I wonder if that's why you never see a toilet on Star Trek. Poo transporters...

 

[Nathan]

#2 - I enjoy the fact that pee is #1 but poo is #2 on your poll. I also enjoy the fact that this is called a poll which is pronounced pole and 2/3 of your choices have to do with the 'ol man-pole.

Oh, and they eat their own feces in Star Trek it's just considered taboo to talk about it. So they use plates instead of toilets.

 

[danielson]

the oral sex easy

 

[Nutri-Wrestler]

If you hold your pee in long enough, its almost like an orgasm when it finally comes out!

Ross

 

[Paulos]

Never have to poo again.

 

[the nature boy]

YES!!! never pooing again is the wise choice. I created a thread a while back about never pooing again, and everyone scoffed. Where are the critics now!?!?!!??

 

[manny78]

I would go with the poo thing. I would save some money I guess after a few years

 

[slickdadd]

i'd pee and poo on the crack addict

 

[Julez]

Yup, the poo thing definetly.

 

[vinylgroover]

Given a certain problem with my alimentary canal, i would have to say never poo again

 

[the nature boy]

bump, for my anti pooping stance.

No more poop!!

 

[supersizeme]

lol NB.

i'm all about taking a crap...i'm not gonna lie. however i stand firm on my belief that women don't poo or fart. if i ever get married, the minute my wife gets comfortable enough to leave the door open while she's on the toilet crapping and call me in the bathroom to ask me or show me something, one of those long, important talks are going to have to be had...once she's off the toilet obviously.

 

[the nature boy]

I thought the only reason women use the toilet was to keep the seat warm for us men.

 

[Nutri-Wrestler]

some jack ass gave me negative karma for my post! the little prick didnt even give me his name. this is what he sent along with the negative karma "I know who you are-NUG ARMY"
im not sure if he says im that person or he is that person, anyways, he is a cocksucker.

Ross

 

[the nature boy]

nug army? Now I've seen it all

 

[68GT350]

Pardon the pun, but pooing is real shitty. I'd rather pee, thank you.