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If you had 60 seconds to tell the WORLD...

gonelifting

gonelifting

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anything you wanted to say, ANYTHING, and everybody on the planet had a TV monitor in front of them and was glued to watch. 6 Billion people... what would you say?

Go.

I would either talk about how the Civil Rights movement was a very big step in society and often underestimated in the eyes of historians for it`s signifigance on our current cultural diversity and innovative way of thinking

or I`d jerk off on screen for a minute.
 
"I'm the new Berlin wall! Try to tare me down!" Then I would just stare, smirk and growl at the camera for the remaining 57 seconds.
 
What, you wouldn't hold up your EF sign?

I'm sure it would be something smart ass-ish.
 
I would make a proposition to every woman in the world. Odds are, I may get lucky.
 
"God dammit, I don't know any Chata!!!!!"

Then there would be a total silence in the world for the next 57 seconds.
 
That would be very nice actually. Total silence in the world for 57 seconds.
 
I would ask each person to send me a single penny to prove the kindness of man.
 
Don't know right now... but if the entire world was listening... by-god I'd be rich as a result.
 
gonelifting said:
anything you wanted to say, ANYTHING, and everybody on the planet had a TV monitor in front of them and was glued to watch. 6 Billion people... what would you say?

Go.

I would tell them about my first gay encounter with BBF


and then I`d jerk off on screen for a minute.
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:worried:
 
I don't think I would have anything to say actually. I'd probably just go sit in my car until my time was up.
 
I would say "This is a live feed from NASA and a meteor is heading to the earth in approximately 45 minutes and will wipe out the entire planet".

Then watch as all chaos breaks out world wide.
 
The Nature Boy said:
I would say "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MAKING FUCK? BERSERKER!!"
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what is this from?
 
The Nature Boy said:
Clerks. Best low budget/indy film ever.
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I have seen it before, when I was younger... I didn't really think it was all that... but I know a lot of people that do.... maybe it was the timing... I might think about picking it up again soon and give it another shot.
 
Becoming said:
I have seen it before, when I was younger... I didn't really think it was all that... but I know a lot of people that do.... maybe it was the timing... I might think about picking it up again soon and give it another shot.
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Yup... Rent clerks and watch it again... Funny Shit.

... did that guy just say 'making fuck'?

LOL
 
The missles will launch in 55 seconds. By the time I finish this statement ICBMs will be in the air and on there way to where you are right now. You can not run, you can not hide. May whatever God you pray to have mercy on your wretched soul..........GOTCHA! HA HA ha......
 
Don't believe the worldly lie that you came from a monkey. God is REAL. Don't go to hell when you die repent of you sins, trust in the Lord now, and ye shalt be saved.
 
Lumberg said:
I'd talk about Lara and how much I love her and how great she is.
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Smurfy said:
:heart:

:heart:
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Mods, can we get a Smurfy and Lumberg Forum so they can go there and be all mushy with each other (we can alsp peek in now and then and see if they're having sex!)
 
SoreArms said:
Mods, can we get a Smurfy and Lumberg Forum so they can go there and be all mushy with each other (we can alsp peek in now and then and see if they're having sex!)
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Amen.
 
SoreArms said:
Mods, can we get a Smurfy and Lumberg Forum so they can go there and be all mushy with each other (we can alsp peek in now and then and see if they're having sex!)
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ohhh...you wanna watch?? :p
 
Let's put all our differences aside and work for the common good of mankind. I would explain how noone chooses where or what color they are born and that there is a different religion for every geographical boundary in the world. We need to come together, all peoples of the world and get a better understanding of each other. It's ignorance that causes all the problems between the peoples and nations of the world. We must work hard to overcome this. But we can do it, we can make the world a Utopia. How's that. Wishful thinking?
 
I would give my credit card number to everyone. But I would have purchased everything just prior to saying it. Then when I get the bill I`d say "It must have been the 6 Billion people that did it."

ohhhh. ah uh m
 
I got something to say!!!
I killed your baby today and it doesn't matter much to me as long as it's dead!
Well I got something to say!!!
I raped your mother today and it doesn't matter much to me as long as she's spread!
 
plornive said:
I would ask everyone in the world have communal masturbation with me, from home.
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For your sake let's hope the camera has a good zoom
or else everyone will just wonder why the guy on tv's hand is twitching near his midsection.
 
I would deliver a small statement as I once saw on a bumper sticker....

Don't worry, god is in control!! and then I would start laughing and tell them that it doesn't matter what the fuck you do in life because you should obey your thirst and drink 7-UP. THen I would collect my share of sales.

Whiskey
 
I would tell a joke that lasted 65 seconds.
 
gonelifting said:
anything you wanted to say, ANYTHING, and everybody on the planet had a TV monitor in front of them and was glued to watch. 6 Billion people... what would you say?

Go.

I would either talk about how the Civil Rights movement was a very big step in society and often underestimated in the eyes of historians for it`s signifigance on our current cultural diversity and innovative way of thinking

or I`d jerk off on screen for a minute.
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-FAMILY first, dont search for acceptance from strangers and aquantences.
strengthen the bonds between your real friends and family.

-the reason our country is a trash hole is because we have no family values
we need strong fathers and mothers to teach our children... do not depend on the goverment to suply a good education take your children to the musiem, to the park, to the zoo... show them the power in knowing about what they find intresting....

-take responcibility for yourself and make your own disitions.. and stand by them.

-dont have blind faith in anything but your self and your family...

-dont ever feel your a master, always be a student.

-stand for your principals and way of life... never let anyone threaten what you are or change what you are.

-all real knowledge starts with knowledge of self.

-jesus wasnt some flower picking hipi... he was a revolutionist and believed in himself and thaught everyman should do the same.... he wanted us to believe in our selves.

-experience all that you can...

-you can never own anything... it all belongs to the earth, and it returns to it.
chasing things is like running on a tred mill you wont get far. you only think you have.

BO-DEN
 
You confuse me BODEN. You`re mad at the world (or all of EF at least) then you talk about "Family and children..." and treating them well... It`s not my place to try and understand you but no matter how tough you are, you`re a good guy. You FUCK!

Keep it going.

OK enough of the ass kissing. I only said the above in case we meet in a dark ally somewhere.
 
gonelifting said:
You confuse me BODEN. You`re mad at the world (or all of EF at least) then you talk about "Family and children..." and treating them well... It`s not my place to try and understand you but no matter how tough you are, you`re a good guy. You FUCK!

Keep it going.

OK enough of the ass kissing. I only said the above in case we meet in a dark ally somewhere.
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man im totaly a family man look at every picture i post of my family
family is were i spend that positve energy. it the love that balances everything.. i give my love and affection to my brothers and mom, and my pop, and my little nephew, not some ass hole that wishes i would slip on a bannana peal.

its not confusing at all.

i love most of you its a few guys i wish would fuck off and not have a snide comment for everything i say.

fuck them but your cool

hows your little girl?

BO-DEN
 
BO-DEN said:
man im totaly a family man look at every picture i post of my family
family is were i spend that positve energy. it the love that balances everything.. i give my love and affection to my brothers and mom, and my pop, and my little nephew, not some ass hole that wishes i would slip on a bannana peal.

its not confusing at all.

i love most of you its a few guys i wish would fuck off and not have a snide comment for everything i say.

fuck them but your cool

hows your little girl?

BO-DEN
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I hear ya. You gotta make the time go by somehow... lol You`re alright bro. When EVERYONE agrees with you, THAT`S when you may have a problem. Everybody`s got their own thing. I envy you in a way, I would`nt want your lifestyle but you`re doing what you love and THAT`S great. Stay safe.

Good luck to you

My little girl is great, so is my daughter. lol Had to throw a joke in there somewhere.
 
I would let everyone know that Guns n' Roses was the greatest rock band of the late eighties/early nineties, that Judgement Day will soon be upon them, and that if they ever see a big scary looking metal endoskeleton, to tell it that I, hanselthecaretaker, am deep sea diving off the coast of Antarctica, lat-73.12 deg S; long-104.39 deg W. Instruct it to wait forever.
 
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