I would let everyone know that Guns n' Roses was the greatest rock band of the late eighties/early nineties, that Judgement Day will soon be upon them, and that if they ever see a big scary looking metal endoskeleton, to tell it that I, hanselthecaretaker, am deep sea diving off the coast of Antarctica, lat-73.12 deg S; long-104.39 deg W. Instruct it to wait forever.