If you had 5 seconds to live what would you do?

the nature boy · Sep 6, 2003

I'd tell that doctor that I couldn't pay the bill.

NeverMind · Sep 6, 2003

set myself on fire

spin721 · Sep 6, 2003

Get the biggest injection of Demerol available

jackangel · Sep 6, 2003

Take the doctor with me.

SweatpantsBoner · Sep 6, 2003

The Nature Boy said:
I'd tell that doctor that I couldn't pay the bill.

BLAMO!!!

Frackal · Sep 6, 2003

c-sharp minor said:
Thank god for premature ejaculation.

bwahahahaha

ViperHMS · Sep 6, 2003

Run out into the waiting room and scream that the doc tried to molest me and he has a small penis! LOL

Viper

gonelifting · Sep 6, 2003

I`d say "No I don`t"

Then he`d say "Yes, You do"

Then I`d say "NO... then I`d die.

psychedout · Sep 6, 2003

Drunken_Weasel said:
Take a few good swings at the doc with my last few breaths of life.

Hahahaha!!

Start laughing my ass off........

Haahahah!!

Thank god for premature ejaculation

Hahah!!!

Man this thread is too funny!!!

manny78 · Sep 6, 2003

stick my finger in my ass...