What would I get?
That's easy. A lap dance, a margarita and a nice hotel room to, hopefully, get laid in.
A jokes aside, I have read about many people in here doing the border shuffle with some goods. Then two days ago a isaw a special on television about the quality of the Mexican jails. I suppose you better watch that before you get too excited. You don't want to wind up in their system bro. Trust me, our dogs have it better MUCH BETTER.
Smuggling is serious business. Stick around and maybe you will find a better way to spend that $250 without smuggling.
Just a thought.