The first time I used Cell Tech, I exploded with mass all over my body, overnight too!!
It was like that guy from Spiderman, who woke up being a nerd to a total jock in 1 day!!
No drug in the world could possibly even come half as close as Cell Tech, man, I'm getting bigger and leaner every frikkin' day! I've already overpassed Greg Kovacs, and soon I will be as big as the Hulk!! Not only that, but I'll be a computer animation, just like the Hulk!!
Thank you Cell Tech, it was worth giving up my kidneys for what your quality product has done for me! Thank you!!!