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If You Could Have A Superpower

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what would it be? i would have to say be invisible. or flying
 
id have big boobs
like wonderwoman
and id have that lasso and squeeze the truth out of people

but most of all id look hot in that suit
 
same as Magnetos he seems to kick a lot of ass with it and Id be able to fly and have force fields as well as lift an insane amount of metal and smash something with it heh
 
newbiebynature said:
i wish i had the power that the guy in broken lizard club dread had that he touched a girl in the lip or something and she had an orgasm
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Or run around like in the movie Orgasmo with the big ray that causes orgasms when you shoot people with it haha
 
yea that was a pretty sweet movie...isaw it along time ago and dont really remember it...didnt he have a side kick named chodo boy or something? and someone had a dildo on their forehead
 
newbiebynature said:
i wish i had the power that the guy in broken lizard club dread had that he touched a girl in the lip or something and she had an orgasm
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i love that show
 
newbiebynature said:
yea that was a pretty sweet movie...isaw it along time ago and dont really remember it...didnt he have a side kick named chodo boy or something? and someone had a dildo on their forehead
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HAha yea i totally forget. It was a weird one but the power of orgasmo saved the world or something..
 
newbiebynature said:
yea that was a pretty sweet movie...isaw it along time ago and dont really remember it...didnt he have a side kick named chodo boy or something? and someone had a dildo on their forehead
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choderboy was a well respected member here rip bro
 
the powers of wolverine who is super strong can heal super good, and has those metal ass bones (fuck the claws, dont need em). hes practically immortal


or colossus, fuckin best he is, super strong, metal shield all around, even around his nutz, for playing sports, id whoop ass
 
mind control powers so strong no one could resist.

could get anything you want that way.
 
Awesome thread. I would have the ability to control peoples' minds. :evil: With that kind of power you could do anything. Wait, that would get boring quick....so I'd have to say be indestructible. I could have lightning strike me one a minute, immune to sicknesses, get hit by a bus, etc. and just keep coming back unphased.
 
Dudes, think about it. IF you did have any extremely remarkable powers (like flying or strength) there would be so much publicity that you couldn't even live a normal life. But, if you could read minds, you could keep it a secret, and use it for self profit. You could use it for playing poker and really rack up on some money. Also, you wouldn't waste any time in the bars looking for horny chicks because you would know who thinks your hot and who doesnt.

Another power I would like to have is to be able to read/see/hear anything once and completely remember it like a photographic memory. Only problem is that I wouldn't want to remember being in the womb for 9 months. Just thinking about that freaks me out.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
indestructible. I could have lightning strike me one a minute, immune to sicknesses, get hit by a bus, etc. and just keep coming back unphased.
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indestructable/immortal would also be awesome. youd be rich as hell and could wait anything out...

of course when the world was blown you bits, it would be boring floating around out in space all alone...
 
SublimeZM said:
the powers of wolverine who is super strong can heal super good, and has those metal ass bones (fuck the claws, dont need em). hes practically immortal


or colossus, fuckin best he is, super strong, metal shield all around, even around his nutz, for playing sports, id whoop ass
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yea but you couldn't do anything to someone with magnetos powers with all the metal lol he did rip Wolverines skeleton out and all ;)
 
Becoming said:
indestructable/immortal would also be awesome. youd be rich as hell and could wait anything out...

of course when the world was blown you bits, it would be boring floating around out in space all alone...
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it would, but id just beat off untill i landed on another planet with life. if they were ugly, id search for a planet with life close to taht of humans, and fuck some shitholes
 
cwc73 said:
Dudes, think about it. IF you did have any extremely remarkable powers (like flying or strength) there would be so much publicity that you couldn't even live a normal life. But, if you could read minds, you could keep it a secret, and use it for self profit. You could use it for playing poker and really rack up on some money. Also, you wouldn't waste any time in the bars looking for horny chicks because you would know who thinks your hot and who doesnt.

Another power I would like to have is to be able to read/see/hear anything once and completely remember it like a photographic memory. Only problem is that I wouldn't want to remember being in the womb for 9 months. Just thinking about that freaks me out.
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In the end it's probably best none of us have superpowers; think about it, every superhero bitches about their powers being such a curse and how they just want to be normal, etc, etc.
 
Becoming said:
indestructable/immortal would also be awesome. youd be rich as hell and could wait anything out...

of course when the world was blown you bits, it would be boring floating around out in space all alone...
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But think about it, there's probably so many different parallel universes that might even be better than earth out there....
 
newbiebynature said:
i wish i had the power that the guy in broken lizard club dread had that he touched a girl in the lip or something and she had an orgasm
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Yeah that was the only good part of the movie!
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
But think about it, there's probably so many different parallel universes that might even be better than earth out there....
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yeah but you would need a rocket with unlimited fuel and it would take forever (good thing you would have forever)

but 99% of time woudl be boring as fuck.
 
hanselthecaretaker said:
But think about it, there's probably so many different parallel universes that might even be better than earth out there....
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you better start working on your breast stroke.
 
cwc73 said:
you better start working on your breast stroke.
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id just by alot of chipotle and fart my way around.

but if u land on a planet, u have to wait for it to disappear or get destructed before u can get off it because of the gravity.
 
SublimeZM said:
id just by alot of chipotle and fart my way around.

but if u land on a planet, u have to wait for it to disappear or get destructed before u can get off it because of the gravity.
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lol
 
I definately like the whole be invisable when ever you want thing!
Do you realize all the shit you could do and get away with!!!

Second would be being able to burst into flames at the drop of a hat!
Imagine being in the middle of a party or a crowded public place and suddenly bursting into flames. How's that for a party trick?
Or how about when someone asks you for a light? POOOFF!! LMAO!!! That would be funny as shit seeing the look on their face!!!:FRlol:
 
what was captain planet's? I forgot, but I used to watch it as a kid.

"The Power is Yours!"

I'd like to get my fingers on one of those rings
 
cwc73 said:
what was captain planet's? I forgot, but I used to watch it as a kid.

"The Power is Yours!"

I'd like to get my fingers on one of those rings
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Strengths - Captain Planet has superhuman strength, the ability to fly, and a seemingly endless supply of puns and cliches.

Weakness - pollution

"By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!"
 
StickFigure said:
I definately like the whole be invisable when ever you want thing!
Do you realize all the shit you could do and get away with!!!

Second would be being able to burst into flames at the drop of a hat!
Imagine being in the middle of a party or a crowded public place and suddenly bursting into flames. How's that for a party trick?
Or how about when someone asks you for a light? POOOFF!! LMAO!!! That would be funny as shit seeing the look on their face!!!:FRlol:
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its not like u can make money off being invisable...unless u smuggle it up ur ass
 
SublimeZM said:
its not like u can make money off being invisable...unless u smuggle it up ur ass
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I have to disagree. Though it would be totally dishonest and illegal, you could steal CC's, debit cards, passwords, etc. You could stay undetected in stores and after hours and drain the safes and registers. It would take some work but you could make a healthy living being invisable.
 
StickFigure said:
I have to disagree. Though it would be totally dishonest and illegal, you could steal CC's, debit cards, passwords, etc. You could stay undetected in stores and after hours and drain the safes and registers. It would take some work but you could make a healthy living being invisable.
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id so do that, except for the fact that cameras would see the money disappearing...
 
SublimeZM said:
id so do that, except for the fact that cameras would see the money disappearing...
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You could easily disable the camera system. Hell you could even walk right out the front door and be gone before anyone was the wiser!
 
StickFigure said:
You could easily disable the camera system. Hell you could even walk right out the front door and be gone before anyone was the wiser!
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u have to be naked though.

if for some reason u uninvised it would be ambarrasing
 
Mavafanculo said:
Dostinex (cabergoline) will make you a superhero -

(Captain CumAlot? SemanMan? )
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Dude! Your avi is totally screwin with my vision! I can't look at it for more that a couple seconds. I thought Dunks pigeons were bad! :rolleyes:
 
To zap someone through the internets.

Actually to turn myself into electricity would be realy cool..
 
StickFigure said:
That all depends on how well your hung! LOL! :chomp:
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dude everyone knows you get shrinkage from temperature and mood..

liek when ur about to fight it goes into hiding. when the adrenaline from robbing is on, ur in defense mode bro, uninvised and yer fucked 5 waiz
 
StickFigure said:
Dude! Your avi is totally screwin with my vision! I can't look at it for more that a couple seconds. I thought Dunks pigeons were bad! :rolleyes:
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The psychology book I got it from said that if it looks like its vibrating
when you stare at it, it means you have latent Homosexual tendencies.

Thats ridiculous, hows a picture gonna look like its vibrating? Right?
mava-blu1big.gif
 
Mavafanculo said:
The psychology book I got it from said that if it looks like its vibrating
when you stare at it, it means you have latent Homosexual tendencies.

Thats ridiculous, hows a picture gonna look like its vibrating? Right?
mava-blu1big.gif
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Vibrating??? I was talking about how ugly that bitch is!
 
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