If you could fight anybody, who would you fight?

[buffarat]

I would fight Osama Bin Laden. I would punish that fuck. Daily beatings and put him on IV to keep him alive. Once per hour on the hour i would hit a major joint or bone with a ice pic or sledge hammer. Maybe i have given this too much thought

 

[Tigerparks]

I'd fight my girlfriend. Hang on, I already do that!

If, and we are in dreamworld today. Osama Bin Liner was in a boxing ring, I put Mike Tyson on a diet of Halo and A Bombs. Get Desiree to make a nationwide broadcast informing us that he has the manhood of a garden worm. If that didn't get him pissed, I'd tap Mike on the shoulder and say "He called your mom a ho!" And point a finger at the tall lanky scrawny turban wearing bearded one.
Hey Bin Liner, listen. Mike aint no Mr. Blonde, he don't need a razor. If you know what I mean.....

 

[chronik000]

I WOULD FIGHT MARY POPPINS B/C SHE WAS ALWAYS A BITCH I THOUGHT, AND THERE IS THE ONE DUDE NAMED ROB HELL I MIGHT JUST DO HIS ASS

 

[Swoleyoley]

 

[Lord_Suston]

Damn you people forgot the most dastardly man in the world, WEIDER, damn i would kick his ass and stomp him into hell, years of my adolescents wasted on his bullshit.

Then I would take out N'Sync, after I warm-up on Carrot Top, and X-pac....

I'm getting mad just thinking about this shit......

 

[double d]

Captain Kirk!

That mofo always fought the most badass aliens. He would be one tough mother to fight! Plus he always got the alien tang!

 

[Lumberg]

i heard he jumped off a plane. was that true?

He shot himself 'cos he knew he had a terminal condition and was in great pain.

JC

 

[daddykelsey]

justin timberlakes faggot ass, cause he was doin my girl britney

 

[Thaibox]

A clone of myself, it would be a real challenge/good fight since we'd know each others weakness's and advantages

Exactly what I was going to say.

 

[Big_Nims]

Steven Segal

I'd like to get my fucking hands on Steven Segal, I'd cut that fucking poney tail off and give him a good ass fucking with a cueortesy reach around, put a maids costume on him and make him cook dinner. Sorry bro's its this fucking fina, makes me hate the fucking world. Strong as hell, and my dick wont work.