If size does not matter; why soo many pee pee enlargers??

[Rogue Warrior]

1% sounds true. I've read some of the polls on this board and 9-10 inchers are more like 50%

C'mon is this where all the big dicks hang out or is there some bullshit going on.

Why not show more ads for women to tighten their snatch. That will solve the less than well hung problem! All I see are tit enlargement programs for women.

big tits, big deal

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

Um, 5" in girth.... are talking diameter here or circumference or what? Oh and it's more important for your little friend to be fat than long.

I'm talking circumference. 5" wide would be about two beer cans

 

[Lift Chief]

I'm talking circumference. 5" wide would be about two beer cans

lol... yeah that's what i was saying. An easier way is to measure it with a TP tube... bare with me here... If it's tight it's big, if it's loose it's small, if you have a little space it's average sized. (stolen from Maxim)

 

[Saizen]

Try measuring the girth of your schlong this way...he has it down to a science!

 

[Cyclemein]

I think the only person who's told me size doesn't matter is my 7th grade health teacher. She then proceeded to show us a video where a teenager was walking around the zoo looking at the dicks of all the animals. This is the best part, the fucking zookeeper came up to him and said don't worry son..size doesn't matter, while they looked at the lion's dong.

 

[Baby Gorilla]

True....

Size is nothing but a novelty. I had a buddy who was hung like a gerbil, but he had mad game. He knew how to do the deed, and women wanted him.

 

[theoak01]

they are there because men like to brag

just another tool to boost a guys ego

 

[Testosterone boy]

Try measuring the girth of your schlong this way...he has it down to a science!

That red x gets credit for all kinds of amazing shit.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Can I be a red x?

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

I really like the ads for this Enzyte crap. They make it look like one of those pharmaceutical ads and even list the "chemical" name below in smaller letters. The chemical name is Saffragium Asotas" which is just some made up name some goof thought would sound good. But my guess is there are people that are dumb enough to buy it. One of their ads even said "ask your doctor if Enzyte is right for you and then call us to order" as if it was a RX medicine.