If it was up your ass, you'd know.....

[bullett]

I used to have a friend who said this in response to ANY question....

Ie.. "where's the car keys?" answer "If they were up your ass, you'd know!..

"What size shoe do you wear?, How big is your bicep?, What color is your truck?.....

"If it was up your ass, you'd KNOW.

After many years of consideration, this may be the perfect comeback...

Maybe some of you quick-witted peeps here can come up with even better uses of this statement...

submitted for you consideration.......and if it was up your ass, you'd know!

 

[Fleshcrawl]

good point.

 

[AAP]

I like that.

 

[bullett]

I like that.

LOL

Glad I make you happy...

 

[Steroid_Virgin]

say this to your buddy...

You know what? About the only thing in the world that could be up my ass with out my knowledge would be your little rice krispy sized cock.. so knock it off with the shit up my ass noise you fucking faggot.