if i had a vigina

[tiger88]

if i had a vagina

it would be WAXED not shaved

and i would finger my self with a frozen hot dog (i bet that shit would be nice)




and sometimes sport a clit ring during the holiday season


also do kegals so my shit is tight and sluty loose

 

[BileStew]

it would be WAXED not shaved

and i would finger my self with a frozen hot dog (i bet that shit would be nice)




and sometimes sport a clit ring during the holiday season


also do kegals so my shit is tight and sluty loose

LMAO

Everytime I read a post by Tiger, I think I'm listening to Howie Mandel.

 

[crew9]

it would probably be spelled properly as well

 

[crew9]

it would probably be spelled properly as well

 

[tiger88]

fixed it

it would probably be spelled properly as well

 

[vinylgroover]

Even if u had a vagina i'd still fuck you in the ass........i'm like that.

 

[Wynn]

...you would have sand in it.

 

[tiger88]

Even if u had a vagina i'd still fuck you in the ass........i'm like that.

SEEN U sharing wieghts with a lady

u would be the bitch in the bed bro




i got u hehehe jk

 

[Buddy_Christ]

...you would have sand in it.

wet sand.

and a nerf football.

and a bananna.

and a bean bag chair.


i got your back on this one though tiger. i'd be playing with that thing constantly.

 

[perkele]

Even if u had a vagina i'd still fuck you in the ass........i'm like that.

 

[gtrcivic]

if i had a vagina... my legs would always be spread open.......hell probably buy one of those stirrups and have it at home.....

 

[from zero]

I'd make Busch Gardens free. That place is fun.

 

[RottenWillow]

You'd realize how much easier life was when you had a penis and post "If I had a penis" threads.

 

[tuc biscuit]

I'd use a popsicle, and eat it or put it back in the packet afterwards.

 

[tripleblonde]

You'd realize how much easier life was when you had a penis and post "If I had a penis" threads.

 

[tiger88]

I'd use a popsicle, and eat it or put it back in the packet afterwards.

thats old hat bro


get modern


frozen hot dogs

 

[Deleted member 33117]

You'd realize how much easier life was when you had a penis and post "If I had a penis" threads.

Good point, anya. That's why I would never trade my penis for a vagina. Even though I officially became an EF lesbian, there is no way I'm getting trading it in.

Anywho, tigger, if you had a vagina you would not be a very attractive chick.

 

[tiger88]

Good point, anya. That's why I would never trade my penis for a vagina. Even though I officially became an EF lesbian, there is no way I'm getting trading it in.

Anywho, tigger, if you had a vagina you would not be a very attractive chick.

awww dont hate


i am pretty now and would be pretty as a F too




i have dressed in drag before....i was a 240 lbs women

 

[Deleted member 33117]

YOu would look like a 240 juiced up chick. That would not be attractive. Chicks with 19" arms are not sexy.

 

[tiger88]

YOu would look like a 240 juiced up chick. That would not be attractive. Chicks with 19" arms are not sexy.

lol

i have nice teeth and blue eyes so tht could earn me some points


never did hit 19 inch arms


.....i am tall so the 240 was spread out nice

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Ok, granted, nice teeth and eyes help. Ok, if I hadn't been laid in like 2 weeks I would do you if you had a vagina, but don't expect any cuddling afterwards.

 

[Becoming]

if this is tiger88-

I'd do ya- plus free yum yums before during and after cause I know you would have some...

 

[from zero]

free yum yums before during and after cause I know you would have some...

lol

 

[avenirup]

I would see how much stuff I could fit in there.....like a remote, cell phone, 12oz cup etc, etc.

 

[Wynn]

Use it properly. Try some "OH SO TIGHT".

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=11837&item=4161685275&rd=1

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=36436&item=4162401701&rd=1

 

[Buddy_Christ]

we've used a shrink cream before....awesome. damn awesome.

hey guys, ignore those penis enlargement ads. get your chick some of that stuff. that's a complaint of mine anyway...why should i try to make my dick bigger when really the ladies need to shrink those massively enlarged holes?

 

[Testosterone boy]

we've used a shrink cream before....awesome. damn awesome.

hey guys, ignore those penis enlargement ads. get your chick some of that stuff. that's a complaint of mine anyway...why should i try to make my dick bigger when really the ladies need to shrink those massively enlarged holes?

A lot of size queens have really large vaginas.

I think. Makes sense anyway.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Tiger....if you had a vagina, I would fuck your brains out. provided the rest matched up of course.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

This thread is worthless without pics.