if i die

[hamstershaver]

can i will hamstershaver on to someone who will take good care of it? has anyone ever done that before? its a pretty well known id in here i guess, and has over 3000 posts and 10k karma pts, so if you dont like someone you could red the hell out them into extinction fairly quickly. I havent been around around much lately havent felt too good and id say the odds of me going to the great exercise wheel in the sky are about 50/50, so id like to will hammy to someone deserving if anyone would like to apply

 

[BrandonXJ]

I'd apply but I'm not worthy!

You going skydiving or something, what are you worried about dying for?

 

[SoKlueles]

dont say that shit

 

[hamstershaver]

dont say that shit

i guess you arent applying then

 

[SoKlueles]

you should not say shit like that ok?

 

[BileStew]

Auction the name off on EBay. Should command a pretty high fee.

 

[Buddy_Christ]

hmmm.....

i was accused of putting you in my ass.....

the kitty has to be REALLY good for me to consider licking it.....

where do i send my resume?

 

[hamstershaver]

Auction the name off on EBay. Should command a pretty high fee.

that could pay for my coffin, or at least the little pillow where i would lay my head on, excellent idea

 

[SoKlueles]

there is nothing remotely funny bout this thread

 

[hamstershaver]

hmmm.....

i was accused of putting you in my ass.....

the kitty has to be REALLY good for me to consider licking it.....

where do i send my resume?

you would CONSIDER licking kitty??????????????????? your application has been sent to the shredder

 

[Becoming]

bro I think you should have to retire him... just like david schwimmer, there should not be another hammy... it would just not be right...

but I hope that would not ever happen, hammy would be missed around these parts..

 

[Buddy_Christ]

you would CONSIDER licking kitty??????????????????? your application has been sent to the shredder

i said consider, i didn't say i'd actually do it.

 

[SoKlueles]

I think hammy should leave it to me, and I will take good care of it

 

[hamstershaver]

I think hammy should leave it to me, and I will take good care of it

id will it to a kitty licker first, you would turn hammy into a geigh penis pics wanting rodent

 

[gonelifting]

Why are`nt you feeling good? Are you sick bro?

 

[hamstershaver]

Why are`nt you feeling good? Are you sick bro?

yeah havent felt too good lately, and isnt getting any better

 

[bran987]

<-------- opens hammy's cage and puts in a fresh lettuce leaf and some carrots.

you just need to eat some hammy food and get some sleep. hope you're ok.. kinda boring without you around

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I'll take it. I've been considering getting a "dumb fuck" alter anyways

 

[SoreArms]

We'll retire your jersey

Get some rest, hope you get better

 

[Buddy_Christ]

I'll take it. I've been considering getting a "dumb fuck" alter anyways

i thought you were a dumb fuck alter to begin with. what the fuck is going on around here?

 

[Moderate_THIS]

i thought you were a dumb fuck alter to begin with. what the fuck is going on around here?

shit, did I forget to log in as Foxy Diva?

 

[Buddy_Christ]

shit, did I forget to log in as Foxy Diva?

good one.

now i must go burn my pubic hairs because of your confession. thanks a lot.

 

[SoKlueles]

i dont like this thread

 

[tripleblonde]

i want it hammy

i'm tired of explaining what triple means and the fact that I'm not even remotely Krystal Steal and that i am not a 3-input girl in every other thread

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i want it hammy

i'm tired of explaining what triple means and the fact that I'm not even remotely Krystal Steal and that i am not a 3-input girl in every other thread

i think you're going to get the same response superklueless got -

id will it to a kitty licker first, you would turn hammy into a geigh penis pics wanting rodent

and i seriously doubt you are anything less than air tight.

 

[Moderate_THIS]

i want it hammy

i'm tired of explaining what triple means and the fact that I'm not even remotely Krystal Steal and that i am not a 3-input girl in every other thread

change your name, then. How about TripleLutz?

 

[tripleblonde]

change your name, then. How about TripleLutz?

figure skating blows ever since the 3rd olympic demise of michelle kwan

i'm trying to move away from the triple btw

hamstershaver will do just fine

 

[SoKlueles]

Well, i really dont like this thread, but i think he should give it to me because im usually the butt of his jokes........sigh

 

[tripleblonde]

Well, i really dont like this thread, but i think he should give it to me because im usually the butt of his jokes........sigh

don't worry soklue....hammy couldn't give it to anyone but you.....you 2 are a team

 

[rpol]

don't worry soklue....hammy couldn't give it to anyone but you.....you 2 are a team

In a kinda of sick rodent/maschistic human sorta of team way j/king

 

[SoKlueles]

well, i actually am speechless on this one

 

[hamstershaver]

tripleblond its yours if you show hammy the goodies

 

[sawastea]

Let's be honest here...

1) If you're worried about not spreading around the red, don't, sawastea can take care of that.

2) If you're worried about spreading around the green, don't, sawastea can take care of that.

3) If you're worried about people forgetting who you are/were, well, yeah, you'll be forgotten soon

4) If you want your handle to be turned into a geigh 'show me your penis pic,' then give it to SoKlules

5) If you want it to be handled with care, sawastea will volunteer

6) Hope you feel better

 

[SoKlueles]

I hope he feels better too