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I would be aweseome man
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and makin them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van
'Cause I would be awesome man
If I could be a superhero, I wuold be drug-free boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy
Well I'd take all the junkies getting so high, with their needles and bongs and sticks made of tie
As I burn them alive I would sqeal with joy, 'cause I would be drug-free boy
If I could be a superhero, I'd be immigration dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food
And taking all our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
I'd pass alot of laws to get rid of their brood, 'cause I'd be immigration dude
If you could be a superhero, would you be justice guy
Making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie
Like if a mom left her husband with three kids and no job, to run off to fucking with a doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood so they die... especially Bob
Then you would be justice guy
Or you could be more subtle, no, I didn't mean to be vauge
Give her the mad-cow desease,let him die of the plauge
As long as they suffer for their terrible lying... especially Bob
Then you would justice guy
Yes then you would be, a superhero like me
I'd fly around the world fighting crime, according to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and makin them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van
'Cause I would be awesome man
If I could be a superhero, I wuold be drug-free boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs, and all of the lives they destroy
Well I'd take all the junkies getting so high, with their needles and bongs and sticks made of tie
As I burn them alive I would sqeal with joy, 'cause I would be drug-free boy
If I could be a superhero, I'd be immigration dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes for eating up all of our food
And taking all our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
I'd pass alot of laws to get rid of their brood, 'cause I'd be immigration dude
If you could be a superhero, would you be justice guy
Making sure people get what they deserve, especially women who lie
Like if a mom left her husband with three kids and no job, to run off to fucking with a doctor named Bob
You could skin them and drain them of blood so they die... especially Bob
Then you would be justice guy
Or you could be more subtle, no, I didn't mean to be vauge
Give her the mad-cow desease,let him die of the plauge
As long as they suffer for their terrible lying... especially Bob
Then you would justice guy
Yes then you would be, a superhero like me
