If God were a kangaroo...

[Nathan]

...he'd probably insist that everyone call him Sir Jumpsalot. Trust me. People with tummy cancer know these things.

 

[NoDaddyNo]

SirPoopsALot in the hizzo

 

[from zero]

Are you high ...

 

[Nathan]

Seriously though guys, you know He'd jump around like all the time and stuff were He a kangaroo. It's just common sense.

 

[from zero]

Seriously though guys, you know He'd jump around like all the time and stuff were He a kangaroo. It's just common sense.

You better apologize for that.

 

[Ffactor]

Were you trying to buttfuck a kangaroo again and got kicked in the tummy which turned into cancer?

 

[Tiervexx]

but what if god was a dog?

 

[Devastation]

you are all going to burn in hell

 

[Ffactor]

I think the Kangaroo gave him mad cow disease.

 

[canadianhitman]

Clearly, the convenience store gig is giving Nathan waaaay too much free time to think this shit up.