Good thread!!
They'd be confused about what a:
cock, Kawk, cawk, kauk, cauk, caulk, cox
are, when in reality they are all the same thing.
I'm str8! must be our patriotic cry.
And yes, EnderJE, they'd find we have a obsessive fascination with the "female mammory glands".
Except SHRIMP/POOBOY, who likes anuses and ballsax.