If a man is over 500lbs...

[perkele]

well let's say +600lbs.... 700lbs.

How the hell he wipes his butt after taking a dumb. No way he can make it shine.

Fucking disgusting.

 

[Becoming]

I say by a mere 400lbs the territory becomes too large to cover....

time to take em out and hose em down on the front lawn like rosie the elephant...


tuc prolly has some more info on this if you need to know how it would work...

 

[jh1]

Tuc's mom the real expert on this subject, as that lazy bastard hasn't even ever tried to wipe his own ass...

 

[broley]

Ever notice fat people's butt cracks have a dark tint in between the cheeks. Not just near the hole, but the whole place where the cheeks meet. F'n weird!

Not that I have to justify my answer, but I saw it in a picture once. By accident...

 

[tuc biscuit]

rag on a stick she just shouted to me

 

[perkele]

Even in shower they can't wash it like it should. I'll tell ya, it must be a freaking smelly place down there for those fatties.

 

[broley]

rag on a stick she just shouted to me

holy fuk man!

my belly hurts now.
That was tough. Whew!

 

[plornive]

Interesting.

I'm going to be thinking about this over the next week or so. I'll get back to you on that.

I suspect they need to use entire rolls of triple ply paper towels wrapped around their hands, and still have chunks left over when they take their evening baths. Does that help?

 

[tuc biscuit]

I have a yeast infection under my right tit........and mushrooms growing under my left tit.

 

[broley]

Oh and the itch...
I'm going to think of that the next time I see an *obese person shifting in their seat.

*or what ever proper politically correct term

 

[perkele]

Interesting.

I'm going to be thinking about this over the next week or so. I'll get back to you on that.

I suspect they need to use entire rolls of triple ply paper towels wrapped around their hands, and still have chunks left over when they take their evening baths. Does that help?

Why can't they stuff the entire roll between their butt cheeks and run around minute or two. That would clean most of shit away.

 

[jerkbox]

i think most of them just use a pressure washer

 

[plornive]

I think they get on their hands and knees like dogs and shake, creating a sound like "pts pts pts pts pts!!!".

To remove the last of it from the entrance of their assholes and the immediate sections of their asscracks, they lean back and drag themselves across a piece of shag carpet.

If that doesn't work, they grap the toilet plunger and suction it to the floor, then place their fecal encrusted asses on the tip until all of the fecal mass is loosened; thereby allowing it to be wiped clean by rolling up the already shit encrusted shag carpet and repeatedly plunging it up their assholes.

Diagrams will follow.

 

[Robert Jan]

Actually from infiltrating the fat forums I have learned that most put a towel between their legs and slide it front to back using both bands.

 

[plornive]

Actually from infiltrating the fat forums I have learned that most put a towel between their legs and slide it front to back using both bands.

So my answer was basically right.

 

[coldblue1955]

Man! that is a big mystery. I guess they have help with the ones in the household to wipe his ass for him. lol.

 

[RADAR]

Actually my butt has gotten so wide i have to bend over and reach between my legs to do a decent cleaning job!

RADAR

 

[Sigmund Roid]

well let's say +600lbs.... 700lbs.

How the hell he wipes his butt after taking a dumb. No way he can make it shine.

Fucking disgusting.

Same way as a fat woman does...

BTW, sumo wrestlers have their own ass wiping boys. Not kidding here!

 

[ChefWide]

This thread is useless without pics:

 

[SC4EVA]

Isnt that what latbed trucks and carwashes are for?

 

[BrandonXJ]

Actually from infiltrating the fat forums I have learned that most put a towel between their legs and slide it front to back using both bands.

aka, ass-floss.