If a beautiful woman walked into your dwelling right now and offered to ...

biteme · Mar 2, 2005

jack you off. Would you let her? Even if you had never seen her before?

Spartacus · Mar 2, 2005

wtf kind of question is this?

Taps · Mar 2, 2005

Considering I'm visting my parents, I'd be like "mom, what the fuck are you doing?"

Sir Isaac Lime · Mar 2, 2005

yes

and on a similar note...

Biteme: If a decent lookin but fat chick wanted you to beat off on her face only, no kissin or touching, would you? hell yeah i would

biteme · Mar 2, 2005

4everhung said:
wtf kind of question is this?

LOL.

Zell959 · Mar 2, 2005

Well.....yeah. Why wouldn't I? Or anyone for that matter.

Spartacus · Mar 2, 2005

Sir Isaac Lime said:
yes

and on a similar note...

Biteme: If a decent lookin but fat chick wanted you to beat off on her face only, no kissin or touching, would you? hell yeah i would

see that's a better question
ya have to think about it

PICK3 · Mar 2, 2005

Can't catch anything from having your pud pulled ... can you?

strangebrew · Mar 2, 2005

biteme · Mar 2, 2005

Sir Isaac Lime said:
yes

and on a similar note...

Biteme: If a decent lookin but fat chick wanted you to beat off on her face only, no kissin or touching, would you? hell yeah i would

Do bears shit in the woods?

GoldenDelicious · Mar 2, 2005

no. simpsons is on in 10 minutes

evansteve · Mar 2, 2005

biteme said:
jack you off. Would you let her? Even if you had never seen her before?

I dunno about jacking me off, but if she offered to make out with me, hell yes I'd do it.

Shit, I doubt you'll find a woman though that would accept the same offer if a girl walked in and said he'd finger her.

Spartacus · Mar 2, 2005

offer oral

biteme · Mar 2, 2005

evansteve said:
I dunno about jacking me off, but if she offered to make out with me, hell yes I'd do it.

Shit, I doubt you'll find a woman though that would accept the same offer if a girl walked in and said he'd finger her.

LMAO! You're getting your genders confused bro.

Sir Isaac Lime · Mar 2, 2005

evansteve said:
I dunno about jacking me off, but if she offered to make out with me, hell yes I'd do it.

Shit, I doubt you'll find a woman though that would accept the same offer if a girl walked in and said he'd finger her.

whatta fag

youd rather "make out" than get a straight up hand job? youre crazy esse

Zell959 · Mar 2, 2005

Oral would be more dubious. Some risks involved.

Spartacus · Mar 2, 2005

would you do oral on a beautiful woman?

Sir Isaac Lime · Mar 2, 2005

4everhung said:
would you do oral on a beautiful woman?

kinda depends, but most likely.

is she was shaved and very hygenic...and as beautiful as you say....yes.

I would then go home and jag off

Zell959 · Mar 2, 2005

4everhung said:
would you do oral on a beautiful woman?

Any chance of a return of the favor, or just meet with the little man in the canoe and that's it?

evansteve · Mar 3, 2005

Sir Isaac Lime said:
whatta fag

youd rather "make out" than get a straight up hand job? youre crazy esse

shizzle, hold on a sec.

I havent ever done anything with a woman before. Not even kissed one. I want to ease into the game slowly.

Plus it would feel weird telling people that I got my first hand job before I got my first kiss.

H_T_ · Mar 3, 2005

not really interested in hearing some bimbo prattle on about how her arm is getting tired.

biteme · Mar 3, 2005

HumanTarget said:
not really interested in hearing some bimbo prattle on about how her arm is getting tired.

Delayed ejaculation? I feel your pain. My arm has gone to failure many a time while whacking it.

chewyxrage · Mar 3, 2005

HumanTarget said:
not really interested in hearing some bimbo prattle on about how her arm is getting tired.

Yea she gotta be totally naked and doing something sexy otherwise nothing will cum of that

PICK3 · Mar 3, 2005

a) She doesn't have to be beautiful

and

b) I'll pay her for it

Sassy69 · Mar 3, 2005

Crap. I thought it was going to finish.. "... and clean your whole house & make dinner for when you get home". I'd be all over that. Though it would be better if it was a tall hot swede named Sven who did all that...

DJ_UFO · Mar 3, 2005

Hell Yeah!

GoldenDelicious · Mar 3, 2005

Sassy69 said:
Crap. I thought it was going to finish.. "... and clean your whole house & make dinner for when you get home". I'd be all over that. Though it would be better if it was a tall hot swede named Sven who did all that...

sven is shitty for a girls name, sassy

d3track · Mar 3, 2005

thats what i was thinking GD

ManOfArms · Mar 3, 2005

Women suck at hand jobs, they just cant get the rhythm right, and they change hand positions too often.

Yeah sure, why not.

alien amp pharm · Mar 3, 2005

As long as she didn't finger herself afterwards and get herself pregnant.

Lots of women out there want these genes of mine for their offspring, I'm certain.

biteme · Mar 3, 2005

ManOfArms said:
Women suck at hand jobs, they just cant get the rhythm right, and they change hand positions too often.

Yeah sure, why not.

You have to be patient with them. Sweet talk them when they are doing it. They will get it right.

bluepeter · Mar 3, 2005

Why bother? All the time she was touching me I'd be wanting to shove her head in my lap or go down on her and eventually commence to hitting it. If I know all I'm going to get is her stroking my shit with her hand? I'll watch the Simpsons with GD.

alien amp pharm · Mar 3, 2005

Handjobs are my favorite because I get to watch me shoot off everywhere.

bluepeter · Mar 3, 2005

alien amp pharm said:
Handjobs are my favorite because I get to watch me shoot off everywhere.

Dude, that might be the geighest thing you've ever said and that's hard to imagine.

alien amp pharm · Mar 3, 2005

bluepeter said:
Dude, that might be the geighest thing you've ever said and that's hard to imagine.

lol

nah, i'm sure there's been geigher things said by me before.

chesty · Mar 3, 2005

Razorguns · Mar 3, 2005

Ah, men and their unrealistic hallucenigistic fantasies...

biteme · Mar 3, 2005

Razorguns said:
Ah, men and their unrealistic hallucenigistic fantasies...

What you talkin' about? Happens to me all the time. As a matter of fact, I hear a knocking at my door right now.

hanselthecaretaker · Mar 3, 2005

If I was single and her hands were clean, then why the hell not?

Where would I get to bust?

hanselthecaretaker · Mar 3, 2005

evansteve said:
shizzle, hold on a sec.

I havent ever done anything with a woman before. Not even kissed one. I want to ease into the game slowly.

Plus it would feel weird telling people that I got my first hand job before I got my first kiss.

IMO you're still taking things a little too seriously.

jerseyart · Mar 3, 2005

Hell with that

Handjobs suck

Spartacus · Mar 3, 2005

Zell959 said:
Any chance of a return of the favor, or just meet with the little man in the canoe and that's it?

plenty of women I'd do oral on even if nothing was "in it" for me
I just plain ole love good pussy

jerseyart · Mar 3, 2005

4everhung said:
plenty of women I'd do oral on even if nothing was "in it" for me
I just plain ole love good pussy

No way, gf's only, and I love it as much as anyone.

john937 · Mar 3, 2005

With my luck, I'd drop my pants and she'd hand me a court summons.

evansteve · Mar 3, 2005

hanselthecaretaker said:
IMO you're still taking things a little too seriously.

how so?

Spartacus · Mar 3, 2005

JerseyArt said:
No way, gf's only, and I love it as much as anyone.

when I said "plenty" I meant it as I see plenty of women I'd glady do oral on
not all
I'm selective
but I see gals who turn me on and think "I'd love to lick that"

hanselthecaretaker · Mar 3, 2005

evansteve said:
how so?

You were fyxgel2 right?

You've been having the same problems with women for months and haven't made any significant effort to improve your situation with them. Maybe if you relax and stop being so uptight you will get somewhere.

They're just girls, man. Do yourself a favor and just start talking to chicks you have no attraction to and build your confidence. At least for a while, stop making such a big deal out of getting a girlfriend.

hanselthecaretaker · Mar 3, 2005

4everhung said:
when I said "plenty" I meant it as I see plenty of women I'd glady do oral on
not all
I'm selective
but I see gals who turn me on and think "I'd love to lick that"

Ohhhh yeah...... rhetorical q: why must free love be so dangerous?

Ulcasterdropout · Mar 3, 2005

No. Nobody touches me.
...but I'd prolly would go Silence of the lambs on that ass.

[size=+3]PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET!!!![/size] :evil:

chewyxrage · Mar 3, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
No. Nobody touches me.
...but I'd prolly would go Silence of the lambs on that ass.

[size=+3]PUT THE LOTION IN THE FUCKING BASKET!!!![/size]

Jerk off in your hand and throw it at her?

Ulcasterdropout · Mar 3, 2005

ChewYxRage said:
Jerk off in your hand and throw it at her?

Bwahahaha

Migs, you stupid fuck!

*sniff* *sniff* Hey, Chewy. You wearing Evyan skin cream ?

chewyxrage · Mar 3, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
Bwahahaha
Migs, you stupid fuck!

*sniff* *sniff* Hey, Chewy. You wearing Evyan skin cream ?

I'm glad you got that. I couldn't remember if that was actually in the movie or just in the book

Spartacus · Mar 4, 2005

http://img117.exs.cx/img117/3913/BENDOVER.jpg
http://img117.exs.cx/img117/9907/ASSEAT.jpg

chesty · Mar 4, 2005

well if it is my girlfriend no problem

UA_Iron · Mar 4, 2005

JerseyArt said:
Hell with that

Handjobs suck

Hell yeah they suck, any handjobbing she'd do I could do 10x better.

If she offered to suck on it, it would be an offer I could not refuse.

canadianhitman · Mar 4, 2005

Nope, because 4/5 women can't give a handjob worth a damn. Not worth risking her being some psycho or something considering there's only a 1/5 chance of really enjoying it.

chewyxrage · Mar 4, 2005

BTW - nice use of "dwelling" in the title. Nobody says that much. Nice word. :rasta:

Ulcasterdropout · Mar 4, 2005

so no body else would pull an Ulcaster?? Damn, you foo's are far to normal.
I'm leaving...

evansteve · Mar 4, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
so no body else would pull an Ulcaster?? Damn, you foo's are far to normal.
I'm leaving...

whats pulling an Ulcaster?

u said something about Silence of the Lambs, I dont get it.

Ulcasterdropout · Mar 4, 2005

evansteve said:
whats pulling an Ulcaster?

u said something about Silence of the Lambs, I dont get it.

Something very evil.....

evansteve · Mar 4, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
Something very evil.....

holy shit, okay, i just figured it out.

wtf, u mean u wouldnt take a free hand job?

Gambino · Mar 4, 2005

yes. i would blow my load all over her t-top clad chest, then I would resume reading about Neville Chamberlain

Ulcasterdropout · Mar 4, 2005

evansteve said:
holy shit, okay, i just figured it out.

'bout time :goatslaye

evansteve said:
wtf, u mean u wouldnt take a free hand job?

Prolly not. I like my idea better...

evansteve · Mar 4, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
Prolly not. I like my idea better...

I hope you are kidding

Ulcasterdropout · Mar 4, 2005

evansteve said:
I hope you are kidding

evansteve · Mar 4, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:

u are one fucked up individual.

and shit, isnt there even a small part of you that wants to get laid?

Ulcasterdropout · Mar 4, 2005

evansteve said:
u are one fucked up individual.

Look who's talking

evansteve said:
and shit, isnt there even a small part of you that wants to get laid?

I can't lie, there is a little fraction of Caster that wants some lovin' :whatever:

evansteve · Mar 5, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
Look who's talking

lol true, but killing a woman with a chainsaw when she offers you a free handjob, is not even something to joke about.

I can't lie, there is a little fraction of Caster that wants some lovin'

good, this means that you are still human, like the rest of us

slickdadd · Mar 5, 2005

ChewYxRage said:
BTW - nice use of "dwelling" in the title. Nobody says that much. Nice word.

biteme lives in an adobe.

Ulcasterdropout · Mar 5, 2005

evansteve said:
lol true, but killing a woman with a chainsaw when she offers you a free handjob, is not even something to joke about.

Bro, that would be the fucking best ever!!! I've only slaughtered game mamals though.

evansteve said:
good, this means that you are still human, like the rest of us

No, I'm not like the rest of you....I'm like the T-1000 of this board.

slickdadd · Mar 5, 2005

Ulcasterdropout said:
No, I'm not like the rest of you....I'm like the T-1000 of this board.

Sweet. Break off your arm and take pics when it does the liquid regeneration thing. Then run fast.

gonelifting · Mar 5, 2005

I got a BJ from a really hot chick (20 years ago) and I did'nt know her name, she did'nt know mine. We talked for less than 5 minutes. It was my first experience getting head, and I was 16 years old... ahhhh. good times.

She was 23.

This was outside in public, and she did it again about 2 hours later... and every time we happen to bump into each other. I think she was married. Did I mention... Good times! lol

evansteve · Mar 5, 2005

gonelifting said:
I got a BJ from a really hot chick (20 years ago) and I did'nt know her name, she did'nt know mine. We talked for less than 5 minutes. It was my first experience getting head, and I was 16 years old... ahhhh. good times.

She was 23.

that would be pretty tight.

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