Idoits at the gym!!

[Krazzylad]

Ok, do any of you guys have a hell of a time working out when there is some toothpick doing 40lbs on the lat pull down machine and screaming and the top of his lungs? They need to start screening for psychos at the gym! There this guy who's built like axle rose in my gym who benches like 80lbs and yells and grunts at the top of his lungs when working out, not to mention his form is all fuc*** up. Every time someone trys to give him a pointers he says he want to do it his way!! I can't wait for him to injure himself then we will be rid of him!! I can't even hear myself think when this asshole is working out!!!

 

[Scsufootball84]

I only bench 80lbs and I scream!!!!

 

[decem]

um.. ok. so why don't you just tell him to "shut the fuck up cause you're fucking up my workout"?

 

[Your_Moms_Kneepads]

um.. ok. so why don't you just tell him to "shut the fuck up cause you're fucking up my workout"?

How about . "I'll gouge your eyes out and skullfuck you until you are braindead"?
Then threaten to puch a hole thru his strenum. That should shut Axl up.

 

[ultragainz]

slap him in his face...2 or 3 times

 

[PHREAK_E]

Real quietly lean over to him when he is lifting and whisper in his ear your gonna squish him inbetween two 45 lb plates if he "dont shut it."

 

[Mr_Pincushonass]

Try not to let it bug you, there is always going to be clowns of all sorts at the gym. They usually give up in a few months anyways.

 

[The mann]

 

[Jguns]

How about . "I'll gouge your eyes out and skullfuck you until you are braindead"?

Your moms kneepads:
I am continually amazed by the very thoughtful and sensitive manner with which you approach each and every situation. I think that much like Gandhi and Martin Luther King Jr. the world could learn quite a bit from you. lol

 

[PimpnAintEasy]

axl rose.....huh-huh....that's funny.

Take it easy on the little fucker, he just wants the same things you want. If it bothers you that bad, get a Walkman, try not watching him workout, and concentrate more on what YOU'RE doing. Hell, I'd be screaming too if I could only bench 80 lbs----either that or I'd shoot myself.

 

[Nathan]

Just urinate on him while he's doing bench presses. Then immediately go into a teddy-bear hand stand and squeeze out a slow, lengthy fart. That'll get rid of him every time you're within ear shot.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Just one question-What is an IDOIT?LOL...

 

[therealj]

I think it's an idiotic spelling mistake

 

[stinky thumbs]

slap him in the mouth

 

[##spiderbaby##]

HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex Just one question-What is an IDOIT?LOL...

Hes using an english accent to sound superior..

Go ask him to stop screaming.

 

[Kidcrush]

"I'll gouge your eyes out and skullfuck you until you are braindead"

Now you're talking my language.

 

[The Ranger]

http://www.elitefitness.com/... s/Forum10/05-2000/000121.html

This thread has the all time classics of bone-fucking-heads in the gym....It will definately make ya laugh...

Ranger

 

[INSANE 1]

we must work out at the same gym. i saw that guy tonght. i thought he was gonna break his back doing bent over rows.

 

[vanillagorilla]

Hey, I think that guy works legs at my gym

 

[BigPsyco]

. Hell, I'd be screaming too if I could only bench 80 lbs----either that or I'd shoot myself.

bwahahaa