ideas for a best man speech.

[ariolanine]

Anybody done this before? What did you say?

 

[THE HUMUNGUS]

Save yur buddies ass and tell them all your really gay lovers!

 

[Y_lifter]

Start off with

I'd like to congratulate the lovely couple for making it through
the entire engagement as virgins.

Way to go kids, saving it up for your wedding night..

 

[Paulos]

Lmao...nice Avatar Ariolnaineine.

 

[Paulos]

Start off with

I'd like to congratulate the lovely couple for making it through
the entire engagement as virgins.

Way to go kids, saving it up for your wedding night..

Then I bust out from the wedding croud and scream "IT DOESN'T COUNT THAT THEY DID ANAL??"

 

[Y_lifter]

Then I bust out from the wedding croud and scream "IT DOESN'T COUNT THAT THEY DID ANAL??"

Well, According to Bill, Oral and probably Anal is not
having sexual relations...

 

[Paulos]

jump up on the table, drop your pants, and start speaking with yor ass cheeks like jim carey ahahah

Better yet superglue 2 of those little plastic googly eyes on your dick and start using the urethra to talk.

 

[big_bad_buff]

jump up on the table, drop your pants, and start speaking with yor ass cheeks like jim carey ahahah

 

[XBiker]

Start with...

"you're fucked"

end with...

"for good"

 

[flexygrl]

We had two best men. One gave an awesome speach. He ended it by saying something to the effects of;

Since I work with numbers all day and then he talked about how your good days should out # your bad, but it was all a math formula, and I can't freakin remember! Damn...


But it was so good! Everyone went Awwwwwwwwww

 

[SofaGeorge]

Surprise them... speak from the heart.

Jokes are quickly forgotten. The truth will be remembered for the rest of their lives.

 

[bdog527]

Has anyone seen the bud commercial where the best man goes on and on about all the women the groom has slept with. That's funny shit right there.

True.

 

[MrMuscle the return]

There are actually places where you can get them written. Just pay and bom, one super best man speech finished.

 

[MrMuscle the return]

Least help ever.

hahahaha oh shit im dying here.

 

[Bullit]

We had two best men. One gave an awesome speach. He ended it by saying something to the effects of;

Since I work with numbers all day and then he talked about how your good days should out # your bad, but it was all a math formula, and I can't freakin remember! Damn...


But it was so good! Everyone went Awwwwwwwwww

Least help ever.

 

[flexygrl]

Bullit,

I use to like you!

 

[bigschweeler]

Just remember that the speech shouldn't be about you, but about them.

 

[Bullit]

Just remember that the speech shouldn't be about you, but about them.

I totally disagree.

I think you should get up there and let everyone know what kind of numbers you're puttin up in the gym.

Then sit down.

 

[AAP]

Just say, "I am glad to see you marry this girl. Cause none of the rest of us wanted her."

 

[poultrygeist]

I totally disagree.

I think you should get up there and let everyone know what kind of numbers you're puttin up in the gym.

Then sit down.

 

[tuc biscuit]

Perhaps some vids and/or demonstrations.

 

[Bullit]

Perhaps some vids

Good idea. Porn, or major releases?

 

[PatsFan34]

Surprise them... speak from the heart.

Jokes are quickly forgotten. The truth will be remembered for the rest of their lives.

Very solid advice George! This is pretty much what I did last year for my speech. I no longer have the speech I wrote, I signed it, dated it and handed it to my boy right after the speech, but I only cracked a joke or two, and the rest was all from the heart!!! My closing sentence went something like this"

"I know these two have found perfect happiness, so I raise my glass to a book of endless chapters!!!"

Let's just say I hit a grand slam with this speech, best of luck man!!!

 

[tuc biscuit]

Major releases in porn, the money shots

 

[SofaGeorge]

Very solid advice George! This is pretty much what I did last year for my speech. I no longer have the speech I wrote, I signed it, dated it and handed it to my boy right after the speech, but I only cracked a joke or two, and the rest was all from the heart!!! My closing sentence went something like this"

"I know these two have found perfect happiness, so I raise my glass to a book of endless chapters!!!"

Let's just say I hit a grand slam with this speech, best of luck man!!!

Bro, I was married under very difficult and odd circumstances. I give my best men (had 2) credit for really doing there thing well.

It isn't a time for jokes. It's a time to say what is true.

 

[PatsFan34]

I was agreeing with you man!!! I said I only "cracked a joke or 2"!!! The rest was all from the heart G!!! I didn't roast my boy or nothing!!!

 

[SofaGeorge]

I was agreeing with you man!!! I said I only "cracked a joke or 2"!!! The rest was all from the heart G!!! I didn't roast my boy or nothing!!!

I didn't think you were disagreeing. I was actually agreeing with you. It's wierd how things can come off differently when you type fast.

 

[PatsFan34]

I didn't think you were disagreeing. I was actually agreeing with you. It's wierd how things can come off differently when you type fast.

This is good, now I don't have to open a can of whop ass!!!

 

[Testosterone boy]

Bro, I was married under very difficult and odd circumstances. I give my best men (had 2) credit for really doing there thing well.

It isn't a time for jokes. It's a time to say what is true.

Shotgun wedding eh?

 

[geoboy]

say:

The bride is perfect. only thing that would make her a better wife was if she had a flat head and big ears (so you can put your beer down and hold on), and had an extra boob on her back (for dancing).

Then close with
What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
-> a pussy is a warm soft inviting place, and a cunt is the person who owns it.

Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Cheers, Bottoms Up. Then look right at the Brides father and say "just like the bride will be later tonight".