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I'd like to date a really dumb chick sometime.

strangebrew

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Not full on retarded, but maybe just borderline. Like if she had to take a test she would probably come out as legally retarded but she wasn't born retarded, if you know what I'm saying. I've known a few broads like this (mostly in high school) but never actually dated them.

I just think it would be really entertaining for about 2 weeks.


Prettylittlepest kinda got me thinking about this.
 
flex123 said:
Bikinimom seemed dumber than a pile of shit, and she was not entertaining one bit.
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ouch, that's a little rough! i don't think that about her, personally.

anyways, i dated one girl who was pretty dumb. nowhere close to retarded, just dumb. on a scale of 1-10 (for her looks) she was definitely a 9, and she was great in the sack. however, conversation could be brutal, and i couldn't take it. i like smart girls!!! :p intelligence can be VERY SEXY!!!
 
Coverguy said:
ouch, that's a little rough! i don't think that about her, personally.

anyways, i dated one girl who was pretty dumb. nowhere close to retarded, just dumb. on a scale of 1-10 (for her looks) she was definitely a 9, and she was great in the sack. however, conversation could be brutal, and i couldn't take it. i like smart girls!!! :p intelligence can be VERY SEXY!!!
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Hey, don't get me wrong, I like smart girls. In fact, most of the girls I've been with have been pretty smart in their own special way. I'd just like to test-drive a really dumb chick for a bit.
 
dumb girls get boring quick, even real hot ones. Believe me I've dated a ton and after one or two times seeing them, I had to be drunk anytime I saw them to be able to feign interest in them and their mindless dribble.
 
SoreArms said:
dumb girls get boring quick, even real hot ones. Believe me I've dated a ton and after one or two times seeing them, I had to be drunk anytime I saw them to be able to feign interest in them and their mindless dribble.
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This is how I face the WORLD. Imagine my life

These days I even drink at least 8 beers before I read EF...
 
From my experience dumb chicks are usually happy. My ex wasn’t extremely dumb, but dumb enough to get on your nerves after awhile. It was cool because she was always happy and joking and wanted sex, Discussion were simple, only about how are days were, or what we wanted to do that evening. But after a while it kind of gets on your nerves. you start wonding why your with them, maybe you're just as dumb lol. no intellectual conversations or thought proccess goes through their heads
 
hamstershaver said:
what happened to her she hated men like soklueles hates diets
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stfu hamster
 
khrobak@...

ah, nevermind.

It's not all it is cracked up tp be.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
only someone who hasnt been around stupid women would say such a thing

2 weeks? lol
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Oh, I've been around my share. I don't think you guys are getting just how dumb I'm talking about here.
 
If you want to hang out with someone you don't want to have a lot conversation with, and just want to drink and have sex with, why not be gay?
 
Ganryu said:
If you want to hang out with someone you don't want to have a lot conversation with, and just want to drink and have sex with, why not be gay?
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maybe because he doesnt want to fuck a guy?

geez

DUH

anyway i dont meet many dumb chicks. Well chicks are all dumb in their own ever stable chick way but most are rather clever. In this town they're all uni students you see.
 
strangebrew said:
Not full on retarded, but maybe just borderline. Like if she had to take a test she would probably come out as legally retarded but she wasn't born retarded, if you know what I'm saying. I've known a few broads like this (mostly in high school) but never actually dated them.

I just think it would be really entertaining for about 2 weeks.


Prettylittlepest kinda got me thinking about this.
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haha I'm not dumb.. worst typer you could ever come across.. sometime si wish i was dumb though.. it's alot easier going through life with a lack of understanding that being intuitive and becoming privy to information you probably shouldn't know.

People, as you have assume im not that bright all the time.. i call it my advatantage in life. It makes people more willing to talk openly in front of me because they feel i just don't get it. :verygood:

It's a wonderful skill at first.. i used to get really upset that ppl assumed i wasn't that bright or anive because of my nature, now i work with it and use it to my advantage.

Assumptions are great.. sadly.. they are wrong most of the time
 
My friend dated a girl that was dangerously dumb. Gorgeous girl with the intelligence of a toddler. They got an apartment together and before they bought a trashcan, she tried to flush all of the garbage (leftover food, take out containers, assorted trash) down the toilet. She is truly a spectacle to behold.
 
resonator said:
My friend dated a girl that was dangerously dumb. Gorgeous girl with the intelligence of a toddler. They got an apartment together and before they bought a trashcan, she tried to flush all of the garbage (leftover food, take out containers, assorted trash) down the toilet. She is truly a spectacle to behold.
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She from South FL? About 30 now?
 
Simple uncomplicated chicks are nice.... Dumb ones are not..
You would either leave after 2 dates or be in jail for assault.


Dumb chicks do make excellent stalkers though..
 
I once dated this chick from Hoboken, NJ. She wasn't the smartest apple on the block. I really didn't date her for her brains. She had luscious H@@TERS and a nicely trimmed "box." It was a sexathon for the time I dated her, sometimes 6-7 times a night. I dumped her after 3 days. I still see her on occasion when I go to 'boken and don't feel like going back home :D
 
Prettylittlepest said:
haha I'm not dumb.. worst typer you could ever come across.. sometime si wish i was dumb though.. it's alot easier going through life with a lack of understanding that being intuitive and becoming privy to information you probably shouldn't know.

People, as you have assume im not that bright all the time.. i call it my advatantage in life. It makes people more willing to talk openly in front of me because they feel i just don't get it. :verygood:

It's a wonderful skill at first.. i used to get really upset that ppl assumed i wasn't that bright or anive because of my nature, now i work with it and use it to my advantage.

Assumptions are great.. sadly.. they are wrong most of the time
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Thanks for the drawn-out explanation. I was half-joking anyways.
 
Prolly an easy cheap date though

You could entertain her with the baby game "I got your nose!" and then bend her over and plug that poop shute.
 
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