I would hate to be Brad Pitt on Oprah

[Burning_Inside]

Man I'd be petrified. An audience full of out of shape middleage housewife soccermoms sitting there burning a hole through your face with their soccermom eyeballs while Oprah tells you your body is so hot and grills you about getting your chick pregnant. Jesus.

 

[Razorguns]

Yeah, but you know what. At the end of the day..

he's fucking BRAD PITT.

i don't think id' be too depressed if I was BRAD PITT.

 

[Beachbum1546]

that would suck but i would just look at myself in a mirror throughout the interview so i woul dbe alright.

 

[starfish]

Yeah, but you know what. At the end of the day..

he's fucking BRAD PITT.

i don't think id' be too depressed if I was BRAD PITT.

He will get old and die and face the same problems that everyone faces. No human really has any advantage over another one. Not when it's all said and done. Very sobering and some can't handle the truth. Oops, this is Biteme and not Starfish. She may not have the same point of view as me on this matter.

 

[Robert Jan]

I dont understand why he even comes on there. he always seemed like a kind of cool guy, and oprah is completely lame, and not his viewer demographic anyway.

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

Man, I would love to spend one day in that guy's body. Damn, I'd probably end up with every STD known to man and they'd probably even discover some new ones by the end of the day.

 

[BrandonXJ]

Man, I would love to spend one day in that guy's body. Damn, I'd probably end up with every STD known to man and they'd probably even discover some new ones by the end of the day.

I think I know what you mean, by "body" you proabably meant "shoes".. I'd just have to say though, his physique (besides being tall, which would be nice for me..) is really not that impressive. Just low bf%.. I've never even seen his legs, but it wouldn't surprise me if it's all just standard-actor upper body. Don't get me wrong, the dude has a better body than me right now for sure, but I just think it's pretty much acheivable by anyone with enough diet smarts and some hard, consistent cardio.

 

[Robert Jan]

There are better physiques. his face is good but fantastic, its just that way cuz he plays these cool characters and you associate him with that.

 

[wootoom]

i cant judge guys. i think hes a punk.

 

[Becoming]

Why are you watching oprah?

geigh.

 

[curling]

Why are you watching oprah?

geigh.

LOL dude that is what I was thinking too.

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

Dude is gay! Jennifer Aniston is fugly! And the rest of his babe record aint so hot either! Tom Cruise and Brad Pitt should elope already! And come on TROY and Oprah, that's a coming out party if I ever saw one!

 

[Burning_Inside]

I WASNT WATCHING OPRAH motherfukkers I saw the goddamn commercials for the show like 50 tims already.

 

[curling]

I WASNT WATCHING OPRAH motherfukkers I saw the goddamn commercials for the show like 50 tims already.

Whatever. Stop being in denial you Oprah waching SOB.

 

[georgie24]

I WASNT WATCHING OPRAH motherfukkers I saw the goddamn commercials for the show like 50 tims already.

busted ------->

 

[supersizeme]

Let's all talk about whether or not he juiced for Troy.

 

[04maxse08]

You guys are funny. I would take Anniston any day.. I'll take his life too.

 

[Becoming]

short and puny is no way to go through life...

either is living in denial of your homosexual oprah watching tendencies...

 

[Razorguns]

Tomorrow's post:

"hey guys. You catch Brad Pitt on that TalkShowOnlyforGayPeople_OntheGayNetwork_ThatIsOnlyAvailable_bySubscriptionOnly_fromyourCablecompany_ForGAYPeopleONLY show??"

"I mean, it was a commercial for it. Yeah a commercial man...!"