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Do people really die in 3's? If so how did we figure this out in the first place?

I think it would have worked out in the time when people figured out what 3 is during the time of the cave man when people would get killed during hunts. If 9 people died they had 3 3s if 11 people died they had 4 3s and for the missing one they would probably club someone to death just to keep the count right.

If the counter came to a number like 5 3s with one missing and no one around they would club themselves to death to keep it going. It's a theory and the frightening part of this theory is that its just as valid as any other.

Once, a man who had just recieved a Rolex for Christmas said to me, "It doesn't matter where you live as long as you have enough money to do the things you want and own the things you want."

Another man once said to me as he was painting a pole in Sedona, "It doesn't matter what you do, as long as you have enough to live where you want to live.". He was a burned out former exec from Silicon Valley.

To me, it seems that all the really stupid deaths in the country happen in Missouri, for instance a man was shooting of illegal fire works, the police showed up and his friends stashed the stuff. Then in the morning he lit his gas oven and within minutes blew up him and his house because his buddies had stashed the stuff in the stove and didn't tell him and he didn't ask.
 
A man once said to me "if another man turns the other cheek, break his fucking chin", great advice!
 
I think I was once told by a Unitarian priest that the turning the other cheek story is more about an Insult the the Roman authority of the time than about using passive resistance. Maybe...

I dunno...

I do know that the there is a gate in Jeruselum called "The eye of the Needle", hence the expression about It being easier to get a camel through the eye of a needle than it is to get into heaven.
 
I told my girl last night that "if heaven had a height, she would be that tall", she liked that!
 
I hope that after I die, people will say of me: "That guy sure owed me a lot of money."
 
LMAO!!

Saint...I love you man!!

But not in that butthole surfer way that beastboy does. More like a cute teddy bear kind of thing.
 
you are the second person to call me a big teddy bear in 2 days... fortunately the first was a woman. now i am confused and may have to learn the songs of broadway.
 
Start with Rent and end up with Oklahoma....
 
havoc said:
I told my girl last night that "if heaven had a height, she would be that tall", she liked that!

I told my girl last night that "if hell was possible to dig to, I'd rent an excavator for her ass", she liked that too.

j/k...I love my wife when I can't hear here...j/k again.
 
WODIN said:
Start with Rent and end up with Oklahoma....
I saw Oklahoma when I was in high school because my friend was performing in it and her boobs looked tremendous all pushed up in that dress and i remember thinking... damn i would like to have sex with her.. right here on this table... thanks for making me think about my past and reassure my heterosexuality... i needed that... you are great wodin... i love you too man... damn now here we go again.
 
WODIN said:

To me, it seems that all the really stupid deaths in the country happen in Missouri, for instance a man was shooting of illegal fire works, the police showed up and his friends stashed the stuff. Then in the morning he lit his gas oven and within minutes blew up him and his house because his buddies had stashed the stuff in the stove and didn't tell him and he didn't ask.

Boy, one dumbshit in the ghetto blows his ass up and you blame the entire state.
 
It's not just one incident project...

It's a trend of sorts that you see stories of really stupid shit happening to people in Missouri.
 
WODIN said:
It's not just one incident project...

It's a trend of sorts that you see stories of really stupid shit happening to people in Missouri.

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Where? Missouri?

Every once in a while I see stories about people being eatin by critters too there. What's up with that?!

Also can anyone answer the threes question DAMN IT ALL!!!
 
lol

Going up sometime in the next few weeks to trian with spatts and project anf hannibal
 
Here's another thing to hmmm about.

People from the south in general say "up there or "down there" about traveling in terms of elevation. People from the north say "up there" and "Down there" based on north/south orientation.
 
WODIN said:
Where? Missouri?

Every once in a while I see stories about people being eatin by critters too there. What's up with that?!

Also can anyone answer the threes question DAMN IT ALL!!!

Eaten by critters?!? Where the hell do you get your news?

People getting shot, sure, but critters?
 
TheProject said:


Eaten by critters?!? Where the hell do you get your news?

People getting shot, sure, but critters?

LMAO!!!

You're really touchy about Missouri aren't you?
 
WODIN said:


LMAO!!!

You're really touchy about Missouri aren't you?

Touchy? Nah, the "eaten by critters" thing made me laugh.

I'm actually friends with one of the cops that responded to the fireworks explosion you mentioned. There was not much left of the house, or him. But the ghetto's full of stupid people.

Like these 3 kids that found a body, and called the cops. The cops put 'em in the back of the car while they called the coroner, and after the kids are gone, the cops notice their cel phone is gone. The kids decided to steal a KCPD cel phone, then realized there was nothing they could do with it, broke it, and chucked it into a field.

And the whole perception that some people have that if you come into KC, there will be cows roaming the streets.
 
Really you have cows roaming the streets of KC! COOL!!!!!

LOL!!!

Cleaner, a board member who doesn't post much anymore is from KC. He owns a dry cleaner, hence the name cleaner, some cool members in Missouri actually.
 
WODIN said:
Here's another thing to hmmm about.

People from the south in general say "up there or "down there" about traveling in terms of elevation. People from the north say "up there" and "Down there" based on north/south orientation.

easy

People from the south are actually smarter, however with the hick accent that comes along with the territory, they are pre-judged anfd thought to be dumb. People from the north are simply not as smart. They remember simple things like their location on a US map and think that alabama is lower than michigan.
 
Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!
 
TheProject said:
Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!


Hmmmm I'm hungry...you look like captian crunch.
 
TheProject said:
Well, I've never plucked a rooster and I'm not too good at ping-pong, and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the wall, and I've never kissed a chipmunk and I've never gotten head lice, and I've never been to Boston in the fall!


....Im ust be part M'ain....
 
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