polarpixie
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Don't you ever just wish you knew why? Relationships with people would be so much easier if we could easily find out the answers to all the whys. No more guessing games. Why do you love me? Because you're sweet. Why do you hate me? Because you're ugly. What do you mean you can't you stand me anymore? Because you're not good enough for me. Why can't I stand you? Because you say things like that. Why did you leave the cap off of the toothpaste again? Just to piss you off.
I've always hated to guess. Whenever a friend would say "I have something to tell you!" I'd ask, "what is it Johob?" If they answered with "Guess!!" I would hit them over the head with a fishstick and walk away. Sometimes I'd tell them to wait because I didn't have any fishsticks handy and I'd run down to the grocery store to buy some. I like going to the grocery store, that cute cashier always flirts with me. Strangely enough, no one ever saw the fishsticks coming. It was as though they were surprised every time I would pull out the fishstick. *shrug*.
I've always hated to guess. Whenever a friend would say "I have something to tell you!" I'd ask, "what is it Johob?" If they answered with "Guess!!" I would hit them over the head with a fishstick and walk away. Sometimes I'd tell them to wait because I didn't have any fishsticks handy and I'd run down to the grocery store to buy some. I like going to the grocery store, that cute cashier always flirts with me. Strangely enough, no one ever saw the fishsticks coming. It was as though they were surprised every time I would pull out the fishstick. *shrug*.

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