I wish I had a Web-Cam

[chefbone]

So I could demonstrate to all of my EF bors and orbettes on the proper way to roast a chix(kitchen slang for chicken). This bird is a marvel of sustenance, delicacy and taste. UMMMMMMMM.......as I look at it goosebumps cover my entire body. The skin is so crispy it's ready to crack.

 

[IvanOffelitch]

Hook a bor up with a good brine technique and recipie. I can't seem to get it nailed down consistently...either it doesn't make any difference, or the chicken comes out tasting like a salt lick.

 

[chefbone]

Hook a bor up with a good brine technique and recipie. I can't seem to get it nailed down consistently...either it doesn't make any difference, or the chicken comes out tasting like a salt lick.

I don't brine the chix before I roast it. In fact, I've brine chix maybe five times my whole life. If you want to know how to roast a bad ass chix, I can certainly help.

 

[coldblue1955]

So I could demonstrate to all of my EF bors and orbettes on the proper way to roast a chix(kitchen slang for chicken). This bird is a marvel of sustenance, delicacy and taste. UMMMMMMMM.......as I look at it goosebumps cover my entire body. The skin is so crispy it's ready to crack.

wish you had a cam too so we can see if you're skinny or buff in eliteland!

 

[starfish]

You need to get on the food network

 

[chefbone]

You need to get on the food network

The Food Network.......That's for housewives and party planners. But at least you appreciate the kraft in which I honed!!!

P.S. This is an old ass thread!

 

[chefbone]

wish you had a cam too so we can see if you're skinny or buff in eliteland!

Dood???????? Definately not skinny bor.

 

[chewyxrage]

you eat the skin? bad chef

 

[chefbone]

you eat the skin? bad chef

But of course. The majority of the fat is rendered out in the cooking process if done properly!

 

[bluehen]

Cook me some chicken biaaatch!

 

[jack sparrow]

Me too.

 

[MrMuscle]

please, if you had a webcam, youd be like every male with one, pulling your dick out constantly infront of it.

 

[blut wump]

People come from yards around to devour my roast chicken. I have to slap them away and find them chores while the meat is resting.

 

[coldblue1955]

please, if you had a webcam, youd be like every male with one, pulling your dick out constantly infront of it.

only i hope it's just for the ladies to see. If not then...well...