I wish I had a third elbow

[Nathan]

Primarily because I think deciding where on my body to put said third elbow would be an excellent way to spend my time. I mean, really, can you for the life of you think of something you'd rather be doing? So, let's break it down: obviously placing the extra elbow somewhere on an arm would make sense to give that extra flexibility and maneuverability. I, however, am here to say that that would be foolish. I truly think that placing the third elbow at the base of my neck would be ideal, that way I could snap my head backwards and see someone behind me without having to turn around, although granted they would appear upside down but I'm sure I'd get used to it. It'd be right up there with having eyes in the back of my head. Plus, say I'm trying to sleep in an uncomfortable seated position, then I could rest the back of my head against my back (upside down) and I'd be good to go. Now, if I can only talk someone into hooking me up with a third elbow in my neck I'll be all set. Any takers? If so, I am willing to part with my collection of rabbit testicles that I know have brought me phenomenal luck in exchange for one extra elbow. Most people think all the inherent luck rabbits possess is stowed away in their feet but those people are wrong. The testicles hold the vast majority of the rabbits' mojo and hence their good fortune.

 

[Nathan]

How much can I expect to pay for a 4 cell Mag-Lite?

If by "4 cell Mag-Lite" you mean "huge wet cock", and I'm sure that is exactly what you mean, then I really wouldn't know. Homo.

 

[KnoXville]

This precocious and equally flexible 'neck elbow' of which you speak sounds like a solid bodily addition. Albiet to be honest with you, I would find this extra appendage anomaly to be quite intimidating personally. I mean what if i am just minding my own business whilst reading my Barbie comic books, spread eagled in the rear of the TTC wearing nothing but my carebears thong .. and then some random mutant broly just whips his head back and scopes out my protruding purple passion pecker and sequential transformers socks. I would feel violated and somewhat angry at this obnoxious skill of his, also somewhat jealous but that is beyond the point. Although this would seriously raise some general privacy questions, I imagine it would in turn provide some compensation by creating one hell of a backwards headbutt self defense mechanism to wield during frivolous street brawls with criminal midgets, who must turn to a life of sexual oriented crime to support there growing man mayonnaise addictions. I am as far quite undecided on this delicate and sensitive issue, yet am strangely aroused by it also. Would this prophylactic neck flexor also have any other means of practicability that it could manifest; like a flying neck-but or perhaps even be used to hold dumbbells between sets for the user?