I wish I had a puppy....

[frorider6]

cause I loved my last one so hard he stopped breathing.

 

[HappyScrappy]

jus wanna touch the bunny lenny

 

[Gilbyag]

cause I loved my last one so hard he stopped breathing.

... you had sex w/a puppy??? dude........ thats just not right.

 

[Binky]

jus wanna touch the bunny lenny

Tell me 'bout the rabbit george.

 

[frorider6]

I loved him and hugged him and squeezed him until I heard something pop.

 

[frorider6]

I had to pee, but now I don't.

 

[HappyScrappy]

Tell me 'bout the rabbit george.

haha - fuck!
I knew that didn't sound right.

well, at least you got the reference

 

[Binky]

haha - fuck!
I knew that didn't sound right.

well, at least you got the reference

Well, it's not really fair. My oldest kid just read the book
and we were having a little laugh at lennie's expense.

 

[frorider6]

Daddy says Grandma went to Peru on vacation. She took my first puppy there to keep her company.

 

[HighIntensity]

i wish i had a pussy 2 play with

 

[frorider6]

Mommy has a cat. Daddy says he likes to play with it. But I've never seen it. Daddy says it stays outside until I go to bed, then they let it in.

 

[Binky]

Mommy has a cat. Daddy says he likes to play with it. But I've never seen it. Daddy says it stays outside until I go to bed, then they let it in.

That would explain the meowing and purring noises
coming from their bedroom right????

 

[HappyScrappy]

Mommy has a cat. Daddy says he likes to play with it. But I've never seen it. Daddy says it stays outside until I go to bed, then they let it in.

and dad's snake gets into fights with it?

 

[frorider6]

I ate my crayons. I like blue the best.

 

[HappyScrappy]

I ate my crayons. I like blue the best.

red tastes like burning

 

[frorider6]

red tastes like burning

FINALLY, someone caught on!!!!!!!

 

[frorider6]

I found a balloon in Mommy and Daddy's room.

 

[Binky]

I found a balloon in Mommy and Daddy's room.

Is this balloon ribbed????

 

[frorider6]

It was sticky.

 

[Binky]

It was sticky.

Does it smell like cat food?????

 

[frorider6]

I make myself laugh. I laughed so hard one time that Mommie took me to the funny farm. But they weren't very funny there.

 

[Binky]

I make myself laugh. I laughed so hard one time that Mommie took me to the funny farm. But they weren't very funny there.

Small things delight the insane.

 

[frorider6]

Mommie says daddy has a small thing. Then she giggles.

 

[frorider6]

Did you know that kitties can live underwater? Grandpa had a cat that had a bunch of kitties. He put the kitties in a burlap bag and threw them in the pond. He said they would grow up to be catfish.