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I wish I could dance like that guy Usher

frorider6

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I think he's the one that sings the song "You've got it bad". I saw that on MTV recently and he really can move. I wonder if you could ever learn to dance and move like that, or if it really is something you're born with.

I'd love to be a jacked up white dude that could move like the skinny R&B guys.
 
The Nature Boy said:
<begin themesong from Flashdance>

I can already dance like a coked out aerobics queen. But everyone at the club gets pissed when I dump water all over myself in the middle of the dance floor.
 
frorider6 said:


I can already dance like a coked out aerobics queen. But everyone at the club gets pissed when I dump water all over myself in the middle of the dance floor.

yeah, I get strange looks when I put a chair in the middle of the dance floor and wear those long red sock-like thingys. I'm like "mind your own business."
 
fro dancing like usher will afford you no additional quality poon. what you need to do is hook up some cardboard and throw your lifting gloves on and handle some breaking. that way if you and some other dude are competing for some club hottie and it starts to get to fightin' words, you two can have a break off and settle things that way like in the Breakin movies. remember, i am here to elevate your game, asshoppa. if you're not down like Turbo and Ozone, the North Ass is always going to remain illusive and you will be stuck banging those nasty usher club hoochies.
 
I think the best white boy I have seen dancing was that kid in the Alien Ant Farm Smooth Criminal video. The one wearing the surgical mask.
 
Anal AssPlorer said:
I think the best white boy I have seen dancing was that kid in the Alien Ant Farm Smooth Criminal video. The one wearing the surgical mask.

That kid can move!
 
frorider6 said:
I think he's the one that sings the song "You've got it bad". I saw that on MTV recently and he really can move. I wonder if you could ever learn to dance and move like that, or if it really is something you're born with.

I'd love to be a jacked up white dude that could move like the skinny R&B guys.

Usher = Sisqo
Sisqo = Dennis Rodman's little sister
hmmm.

Usher + Sisqo = happy, loving couple.
 
fit1 said:
Hey Nature...those long red-socky thingys are called "leg warmers"...lol...:D

right!!! did they really need those? I mean were they're legs really that cold? I know it was the 80's and all and sweatpants technology wan't perfected yet. but jeez!
 
Re: Re: I wish I could dance like that guy Usher

strongchick said:


Usher = Sisqo
Sisqo = Dennis Rodman's little sister
hmmm.

Usher + Sisqo = happy, loving couple.

are you implying that sisqo might be gay? next thing you'll tell me that Elton John is gay.
 
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