I will now refer to #2 as...

[dawookie]

growing a tail


I used to use: drop the kids in the pool

or: have a brown baby boy

or: leave a growler

But from now on I will be growing a tail.

Thank you very much.
Dawookie

 

[strider364]

I'm partially to "Taking a duece."

 

[dawookie]

I'm partially to "Taking a duece."

Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

 

[HappyScrappy]

I like "laying cable" or if things aren't going so well "spraying cable"

Also "painting the toilet"

 

[Bullit]

I prefer "making a poopy-doodle"
or
"making a boom-boom".

 

[dawookie]

I think painting the toilet leaves little to the imagination, while growing a tail takes some concentration to figure out..

The point is to baffle at origin and gross out at endpoint.

 

[Y_lifter]

Laying a Stink Pickle
SCAT Attack

 

[Dooley]

I prefer to go:

Drop a Deuce
Drop the Cosbys off
Pinch a loaf.

any of the above mentioned serve my purpose.